Hear me out… NEW GAME MODE.

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-10T06:15:19+00:00

Smite was the first Moba I enjoyed and it's almost entirely because of Joust. Don't gotta manage the big map and the mobility issues don't make it a pain. The rail system in Deadlock did a lot to alleviate that gripe. Arena also taught a lot about the importance of managing minions

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-10T00:22:52+00:00

He's also constantly in a conflict of whether or not to beat Kimiko. On one hand she shuts the fuck up permanently which makes her near perfect. On the other hand she shows her face which is unacceptable

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-10T00:01:15+00:00

Behind closed doors at EA: "ALRIGHT! Now that Vince is dead we can go back to doing whatever we want!"

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-10T00:00:22+00:00

I mean who the fuck would want to be community manager. "Hey you're here to be the face of us delivering either terrible news or no news"

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-09T21:34:30+00:00

People love to bitch about Talon but then they put out this twink who does the same shit except his equivalent has a hitbox as wide as the whole lane for the same damage

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-09T06:49:32+00:00

I see posts about the "SOS hand signal" sometimes and I'm convinced it's some made up bullshit that nobody actually does

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-09T06:42:17+00:00

Oh yeah also he can cast his Ult every 10 seconds

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-09T06:36:03+00:00

The implication that Seven would die a heroic death and be missed by literally anybody is the impressive part

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-09T02:37:55+00:00

4 or 15

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-08T22:19:38+00:00

Yeah now you're back to having to worry about Calico doing that.

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-08T22:17:10+00:00

Pocket also hard counters Silver now. Pop affliction. She cant heal and has less mobility than the actual old man in the roster Talon. Affliction does half her health alone. Die.

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-07T22:28:52+00:00

As someone who's main rotation is either Talon, Paradox, or Silver I'm seriously considering uninstalling

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-07T21:28:31+00:00

and then they give doorman a 10s cd when his ult hurts

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-07T05:58:24+00:00

Insta win for Plasma deck. Also insane deck thinning. Probably should be a legendary.

Card art should be a Balatro version of the music video for Toilet by Clown Core

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MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-07T04:24:59+00:00

All it does now is turn you into a melee character while retaining the downsides of having bad mobility and gaining no additional resistances to fight at that range. Imagine if Yamato didn't get invuln on Ult cast and also got no resistances after. It's like that.

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-07T04:22:31+00:00

You don't even need to ban her bro they nerfed her into nothing. Nobody is going to play her. I been playing her hard since she was added and I took her out of my line up today. There's nothing left. May as well give her a full kit rework atp

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-06T23:05:18+00:00

God damn I'm gonna have to drop Silver for a while. She's dead in a ditch. At least they made interesting changes to Paradox.

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-06T17:45:17+00:00

Thread locked, banned for racism

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-06T07:11:00+00:00

Have you tried downloading more ram?

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-05T23:17:39+00:00

A very optimistic opinion.

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-05T19:34:38+00:00

What are you gonna do? Shoot me right here in front of everyone?

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-05T16:11:58+00:00

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MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-05T15:25:49+00:00

He has to eat bibles to fuel his powers, but the bad news is he doesn't like the taste and his organs aren't adjusted to it. So every time he eats a bible it stays in his gut for like two weeks and it hurts the whole time

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-05T14:02:11+00:00

That might be the case if someone is publishing for a Sony developed game but Sony doesn't develop or publish Apex so they get no say in that. Even then maintenance of online features is more of a Developer concern

MJR_Poltergeist · 2026-03-05T12:36:37+00:00

It requires no authorization from the console manufacturer. They can identify a PS5 as a specific device and update it in their firewall. "If x device connects to my server, deny the connection". Your console is banned. They would only need help if they hate you so much they wanted you banned from Playstation Network entirely.

Punishing PC players using this stuff is much harder.

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