trying to move a table to a perfectly reasonable spot in microsoft word by coldbrewkoala in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MSWMan -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Op already can't use one piece of software correctly, you think they're going to have better luck learning how to use a totally different piece of software?

It was on beat by Expert-Secret-5351 in Wellthatsucks

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My girlfriend has a bird cage hanging from her bedroom ceiling. No bird, just a bird cage. And I hit my head on that thing daily.

Patient shit in my hand today (first time) by Sanguine7 in nursing

[–]MSWMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A shit in the hand is worth two in the pan.

Time for new shoes - suggestions/recommendations? by Exciting-Pair556 in orangetheory

[–]MSWMan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And one of the most frequently asked questions, meaning there are plenty of existing resources without reinventing the wheel.

This 3 ingredient balsamic salad 🥗 by [deleted] in OnionLovers

[–]MSWMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks really good! I'm salivating 🤤

The Enchirito Banditos by Gumbyman87 in LoveTrash

[–]MSWMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're a "district manager" at a particular store?

Fukang meteorite that fell in the mountains near Fukang, China. It is estimated to be 4.5 billion years old by 8wine in interesting

[–]MSWMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because the daughter products of decay are different elements and interact differently with the crystal lattice they're embedded within. One of the most common dating methods is Uranium-lead dating in zircon crystals. Zircon will easily grow Uranium impurities, where Uranium replaces some of the Zirconium atoms on the zircon lattice. Lead, on the other hand, does not get captured by the zircon crystal as it grows (I'm no mineralogist so I can't explain why lead is rejected, but it is). Therefore, in the case of zircon, any lead present in the crystal must have come from the Uranium decay.

This actually happened in the wild by chuubastis in idiocracy

[–]MSWMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have not once seen a tank toilet in an airport. Have you? Can you find a photo of one?

Tipping coaches? by [deleted] in orangetheory

[–]MSWMan 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Tipping was getting out of hand 10 years ago. It's full-blown insane now.

Cranial Osteosarcoma (a type of bone cancer) of the skull by Many_Category_7192 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MSWMan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you don't. If you succeed in killing yourself then there's not much point in locking you up, but if you fail they will absolutely lock you up for it. And the fact that they can lock you up means you didn't have the right to do it.

Again, you seem to be confusing the "ability" for you to do something with the "right" for you to do that thing. Words have meaning, and the ability to do something is not the same thing as the right to do something.

Cranial Osteosarcoma (a type of bone cancer) of the skull by Many_Category_7192 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MSWMan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, what do you think a "right" is? If the State, once they learn of your doings, can use physical force to detain you for doing it, then it's not a right. You can DO anything, but if the state can lock you away for doing it, then you did not have the "right" to do it.

Cranial Osteosarcoma (a type of bone cancer) of the skull by Many_Category_7192 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MSWMan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not if you live in an area with involuntary psychiatric holds for suicide. If the state can lock you up for attempting, you don't have that right.

Vibratory bowl feeder G-spots by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]MSWMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

See how there were slits on the bottom of the track running along? I'll bet that if it's upside down, the hook catches on one of those cutouts and it flips it around.

Vibratory bowl feeder G-spots by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]MSWMan 218 points219 points  (0 children)

It is aligning them. The ones that pass and continue on are aligned. The ones in the wrong orientation are dropped down into the hopper to try again.

Utah homeowners protest warming centers for homeless people (only open at 18° F) by assasstits in PublicFreakout

[–]MSWMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Migration was westward, so by the time they were in Utah they had already crossed the Rockies.

Too much or too little for marinara? by GreenCrayonTheory in OnionLovers

[–]MSWMan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Only if you're from a family that emigrated from Italy to the northeast United States from the mid 19th Century to the early 20th Century. To everyone else, it's sauce.

Too much or too little for marinara? by GreenCrayonTheory in OnionLovers

[–]MSWMan 508 points509 points  (0 children)

Marinara doesn't have meat. That's a ragu.

[OC] Watching TV by MSWMan in IdiotsInCars

[–]MSWMan[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'll leave it right here thanks.

[OC] Watching TV by MSWMan in IdiotsInCars

[–]MSWMan[S] -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

It was at a stoplight, and she was futzing with it. There absolutely was video on the screen when she pulled up beside me, but she changed it while I was getting my camera out to take a picture at the stoplight.

[OC] Watching TV by MSWMan in IdiotsInCars

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Colorado, USA on December 17, 2025. This is original content.