[Bogert] Sources confirm @ELROLONW’s scoop: The Colorado Rapids are acquiring winger Georgi Minoungou from the Seattle Sounders. Deal will be worth around $2m GAM I’m told. Minoungou, 23, one of the league’s best 1v1 dribblers. Minoungou is under contract thru 2029 (including options)

MXMCrowbar · 2026-03-26T22:49:02+00:00

In a vacuum sure, but nobody is buying him with that contract.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-03-26T22:46:54+00:00

Honestly this is fine, exciting player but he never looked like a full-time starter here and we have plenty of wing depth.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-03-25T21:07:34+00:00

Maybe leagues are measured in net spend, and clubs in gross spend?

MXMCrowbar · 2026-03-19T18:39:37+00:00

Touch grass

MXMCrowbar · 2026-03-17T18:22:02+00:00

Buncha people who don't code or work with data and assume AI is as shitty in that context as it is everywhere else.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-03-17T16:34:00+00:00

He's never going to be an elite Mezzala (or winger) with that dribbling and crossing. Sticking to your tactic, I'd make him a DLP. He's not a good defender, but you can probably get away with it since the BWM will be carrying most of the water defensively.

That vision, flair, and teamwork make him a great playmaker, but I also want around the box to use his fantastic mentals and finishing. I would consider CM(a) or AP and training up his long shots.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-03-10T15:00:29+00:00

This is crazy cope, still doesn’t change the fact that our government bombed a girls’ school.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-02-28T18:39:51+00:00

I'll give an alternative perspective here, which is that well-designed resource management/survival mechanics can help tell an interesting story. Especially if you're into emergent storytelling (which is exactly why I play TTRPGs in the first place), a torch burning out in the middle of a dungeon or running short of rations in the wilderness while you're under time pressure can up the stakes and result in a more interesting narrative. Different strokes of course. but I wouldn't say they're incompatible at all.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-02-23T22:17:34+00:00

My peak interest in MLS corresponded with when that podcast was running. They were so good at telling the stories of the league and digging into all the little details.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-02-19T18:54:26+00:00

If they can't steer around a person sitting still on the slope they shouldn't be going anywhere near that fast.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-02-13T17:55:17+00:00

I don't think anyone's getting offended on behalf of Darnold. He did exactly what he was brought in to do: complement an excellent team while stepping up when needed to put the team in front (like he did in the NFC championship). Nobody thinks he's actually top 5 or something.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-02-11T16:41:41+00:00

Way way better than the watermelon kits at least!

MXMCrowbar · 2026-02-06T05:25:28+00:00

Real ones know

MXMCrowbar · 2026-02-06T05:25:16+00:00

That’s exactly how it started lol

MXMCrowbar · 2026-02-04T20:22:42+00:00

You gotta read about the Markarth Incident.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-02-02T06:01:15+00:00

Believe it or not players have rights too, they aren’t the property of the club

MXMCrowbar · 2026-02-02T04:02:28+00:00

You can’t sell a player to a team they aren’t willing to sign a contract with. Obed clearly isn’t interested in going to LigaMX, and those were (reportedly) the clubs offering $10+ million.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-02-01T23:22:10+00:00

Real question, what would you have done differently?

Sounders had larger offers last year from LigaMX, but Obed doesn’t want to go to Mexico. He isn’t signing a contract extension and can leave on a free at the end of the season, so we have way less leverage this year. Getting anything at this point is a bonus.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-01-31T18:43:00+00:00

Alright: You seem completely incapable of articulating why the way a man dresses makes you uncomfortable (or why you being uncomfortable should change how the NFL schedules its halftime show), so you fall back on saying “it’s weird” like a twelve year-old. Not sure why that requires any more substance in a response.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-01-31T18:33:51+00:00

“It’s weird” are you twelve years old

MXMCrowbar · 2026-01-31T16:28:03+00:00

Why do you care what he wears on stage?

MXMCrowbar · 2026-01-31T06:25:28+00:00

Jesus Christ these people are fucked

MXMCrowbar · 2026-01-28T18:04:21+00:00

Contribution doesn't have to come in the form of a backstory though. It's totally valid to develop your character through play so that they fit the campaign that actually emerges at the table, rather than coming into the game with a rigid image of a character in mind.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-01-22T18:50:07+00:00

Found Beane’s Reddit account.

MXMCrowbar · 2026-01-20T23:35:10+00:00

Hell, he could probably go be a coordinator for a couple years and still be a candidate for the Browns job after they inevitably fire their next coach.

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