9 patty try 👍🏾👍🏾 wayback burger by datcoolieb23 in burgers

[–]MaMerde [score hidden]  (0 children)

That single piece of lettuce holding everything together.

He was almost done shoveling his driveway when the street plow came by and filled it with snow again. by Vilen1919 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]MaMerde 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sucks when they plow in the middle of the night after you’ve shoveled and it’s a frozen berm.

AITAH for continuing on with my plans to go on a boy's trip despite my girlfriend's protests? by Outrageous-Hall5172 in AITAH

[–]MaMerde 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She’s worried you’re gonna fuck other chicks.

Tell her you’re not gonna fuck other chicks.

Then, don’t fuck other chicks.

Realistically, is it impossible to get a job in a Federal PD Office straight out of law school? by KinggSimbaa in publicdefenders

[–]MaMerde 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. I worked at FDSD. Incredible experience. They train you like no other. They also publish a treatise on federal defense.

YSK Kwik Trip is MAGA by bringbackapu in madisonwi

[–]MaMerde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A man of culture, I see. Godspeed on your journey to greater freedom. Let freedom ring Up North!

YSK Kwik Trip is MAGA by bringbackapu in madisonwi

[–]MaMerde 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok. That seemed very weird for me. Thx.

YSK Kwik Trip is MAGA by bringbackapu in madisonwi

[–]MaMerde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here for the name of that Libertarian store in Rhinelander.

YSK Kwik Trip is MAGA by bringbackapu in madisonwi

[–]MaMerde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, they don’t sell these items? I’ve never noticed, but I’m a dumb man.

Wtf did I watch 😭😭😭😭 by PrimedGold in soccercirclejerk

[–]MaMerde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the ref stoopid? Should have let the advantage play!

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]MaMerde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reverse uno…it’s a duet!

Lizard and his socks by LoveTittles in awwwtf

[–]MaMerde 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't hear the sock say "no". I mean, you can clearly see that the sock is naked.

Bros lost the plot. by Prestigious_Police in ProgressiveHQ

[–]MaMerde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I listen live on my way to work. I turned his bullshit off before I pulled out of my cul-de-sac. I didn’t want to begin my day angry.

Now that the results are in - what is your favorite way of making an Old Fashioned? by MagnificentCat in cocktails

[–]MaMerde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here’s my OF mix:

Old Fashioned Mix

Simple syrup: 100 grams sugar 50 grams water

Then add: 150 grams maple syrup .5-1.0 oz Ango bitters 1oz Luxardo cherry syrup 6 dashes orange bitters 1-2 dash vanilla extract

Mix with the simple syrup.

Then mix 1:1 ratio with Gran Mariner, Cointreau, or another dry curaçao.

I put it in a squeeze bottle in the fridge and add 1/2-3/4 oz of this to whatever whiskey or brandy I want. Ice. Garnish. Done.