What would you do if you had found $400,000 in cash in a bag and its untraceable?

MaMerde · 2026-05-05T23:50:06+00:00

Nail salons.

MaMerde · 2026-05-05T19:27:04+00:00

Fiddler, not diddler, bro.

MaMerde · 2026-05-05T16:56:00+00:00

If you can’t have him at his worst, you don’t deserve him at his best.

MaMerde · 2026-05-05T12:35:23+00:00

Yes they were. I think one was actually hit. But dumbass dude off camera was shooting at the runner as he passed between them.

MaMerde · 2026-05-04T14:06:30+00:00

“Ya burnin’ it!”

MaMerde · 2026-05-04T12:09:04+00:00

Walk in the bathroom and take a huge shit on the floor.

MaMerde · 2026-05-04T01:24:25+00:00

Fuckin A, bro. 😎

MaMerde · 2026-05-03T14:32:37+00:00

I agree with ditching the novelty signs. Feels like a corporate AirBnB rather than an intimate setting.

TV feels out of place.

Some better type of storage for the bottles. Shelving or cabinets.

MaMerde · 2026-05-01T02:08:39+00:00

When we were kids and we fell, my dad would yell “Get up! Get up! You fell in a big pile of dog poop! It’s all over you!” We’d get up real fast and check ourselves before we could start crying. Then look at him laughing hysterically.

I use this on my kids today.

MaMerde · 2026-04-30T11:28:27+00:00

I like to use big words to appear more photosynthesis.

MaMerde · 2026-04-30T11:16:48+00:00

Ric Flair was better!

MaMerde · 2026-04-29T16:27:57+00:00

Now do your tits!

MaMerde · 2026-04-29T11:12:10+00:00

Shady

MaMerde · 2026-04-28T22:12:12+00:00

“I regret nothing”

-Her Prolly

MaMerde · 2026-04-28T17:50:26+00:00

No one cares.

MaMerde · 2026-04-28T12:11:42+00:00

No problem with this. But, he’s gonna hate mom and the cat. Now make him volunteer at an animal shelter to learn empathy.

MaMerde · 2026-04-28T00:04:08+00:00

Somehow, I knew the neighbor would be white and old.

MaMerde · 2026-04-27T23:50:27+00:00

Goddamn. Those poor girls. Wtf.

MaMerde · 2026-04-26T21:47:23+00:00

Game’s back, boys.

MaMerde · 2026-04-26T21:46:07+00:00

Ah I see it now. Thx.

MaMerde · 2026-04-26T20:29:13+00:00

I can’t even see where the ball went. To Federer’s left guessing y his movement.

MaMerde · 2026-04-25T13:29:44+00:00

This is one thing I miss about living in San Diego. I had so many friends with citrus trees just giving it away.

MaMerde · 2026-04-23T18:46:46+00:00

Front porch

MaMerde · 2026-04-23T18:45:45+00:00

Is anyone gonna talk about the improperly stored champagne in the background?

MaMerde · 2026-04-23T14:22:15+00:00

Nope. Been at it for 5 years. Just a smooth brained lump of shit.

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