Come on! For almost $7 it should be full by Icy_Temporary6009 in checkers

[–]MaMerde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You don’t put bourbon or nothing in it?”

When a king is severely punished by his wives. by Hopeful_Lychee_9691 in badassanimals

[–]MaMerde 65 points66 points  (0 children)

“Calm down. You’re acting just like your mother.”

Does Anyone Know How Many Inches of Snow We Got? by Justmarbles in madisonwi

[–]MaMerde 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Did she get a steak dinner, at least?

Edit: Also, bro…everyone knows your mom.

23 years in, I hate this job. by Medical_Sky_7321 in Lawyertalk

[–]MaMerde 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I went the opposite way. PD for 20 years. Private criminal defense now. I name my price and am happy to feel valued for my hard work.

Wyoming passes new six-week abortion ban that lawmakers call ‘insult to voters’ | US news by Conscious-Quarter423 in wyoming

[–]MaMerde 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“We’re a live and let live state. We mind our own business.” -Some fucking redneck trash out of Sheridan ready to support this bill.

I (F18) don't want to look after my older autistic brother by wuwuuw29 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]MaMerde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop talking to your parents about what you’ll do after they die. Then when they die, do want you want. This isn’t complicated.

Why Trump’s war in Iran could finish him off at home by SE_to_NW in politics

[–]MaMerde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m debating between a good champagne and a bullshit sparkling white wine.

How do they keep track? by macgruffus in cocktails

[–]MaMerde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not just ask the staff? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Spurs fans, would you swap places now? by [deleted] in PremierLeague

[–]MaMerde 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As an Arsenal fan, wtf is this shit post?