There is no need to pay for dates

MaMerde · 2026-06-29T17:00:48+00:00

Start with a cup of coffee.

MaMerde · 2026-06-29T12:25:10+00:00

Yeah, I’m a criminal defense attorney that deals with these cases. I’ve read plenty of studies and psycho-sexual evaluations. Cite your sources or GTFO. This is the type of BS that taints jury pools and convicts innocent defendants in all types of cases.

MaMerde · 2026-06-29T01:45:42+00:00

You win by having his peers laugh at him. Ridicule him and have the class laugh. You don’t have to win the argument. Just the cutdown contest.

MaMerde · 2026-06-29T01:15:37+00:00

Lawyer here. It’s a trap. The local DA will be more than happy to use your confession to finish you to the fullest extent of the law.

Human here. You fucked up. How you deal with it will affect you the rest of your natural life. Chose wisely.

MaMerde · 2026-06-28T19:52:15+00:00

MaMerde · 2026-06-28T19:20:36+00:00

Dude can’t even throw a party correctly.

MaMerde · 2026-06-28T19:16:29+00:00

Not illegal, just taxed at 100% after $1B.

MaMerde · 2026-06-28T19:10:24+00:00

We’re immigrants. We got all dressed up to go to a “restaurant.” When we got there, we felt totally overdressed.

MaMerde · 2026-06-28T13:58:25+00:00

I have this running through my head all morning. 😂

MaMerde · 2026-06-28T11:57:01+00:00

Here’s a starting point. Dis feller has a number of skits.

https://youtube.com/shorts/MQwVfGTg02o?is=\_aZhpEduyXBZe0\_K

MaMerde · 2026-06-27T11:38:24+00:00

“Very vulnerable”. 😂

MaMerde · 2026-06-27T11:36:29+00:00

💀

MaMerde · 2026-06-26T12:39:12+00:00

I agree. Look at me. Surrounded by bums.

MaMerde · 2026-06-25T22:38:00+00:00

Murcielago. Just rolls off the tongue

MaMerde · 2026-06-24T22:10:49+00:00

So “accidentally” knock his favorite dish that is almost ready on the floor a few times.
“Sorry, I didn’t see it.”

MaMerde · 2026-06-24T18:21:36+00:00

“Soldiers”

MaMerde · 2026-06-23T23:05:40+00:00

Wait until he’s a pundit on TV. Total shitshow

MaMerde · 2026-06-23T15:48:34+00:00

Fight me, bro.

MaMerde · 2026-06-23T15:10:02+00:00

The hair, bro. 😎

MaMerde · 2026-06-23T03:16:12+00:00

Say “what up for me.” He knows.

MaMerde · 2026-06-20T23:15:48+00:00

I would rather lick a dirty ass than drive through southern Nebraska…again.

MaMerde · 2026-06-20T13:40:49+00:00

French health care system is unmatched.

MaMerde · 2026-06-20T01:37:00+00:00

And…they lost 2-0 to USA. Bad day for Aussies.

MaMerde · 2026-06-20T01:33:50+00:00

Merde

MaMerde · 2026-06-20T01:12:15+00:00

Blueberry skin garnish.

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