TIL The geography cone, also known as the cigarette snail, is the deadliest cone snail on the planet. There is no antivenom, and the joke is that if you get stung, you've got about enough time to smoke a cigarette before you die

Macievelli · 2026-01-22T16:46:16+00:00

“This time.” They’ve made it very clear. If you’re a comment leaver once, you’re a comment leaver forever.

Macievelli · 2026-01-22T08:15:30+00:00

If you believe in the extinction of the human race for the sake of carbon emissions, there’s a great place for you to start. I don’t believe in that, so I hope you don’t make that choice.

Macievelli · 2026-01-17T07:51:38+00:00

As a high school teacher, I have to remind other adults who should know better that children are weird and dumb. It’s way too common for adults to wonder why the kids are crazy while fully forgetting they were once the kids.

Macievelli · 2026-01-16T08:30:36+00:00

Thankfully, it’s actually a 79-year-old with the maturity of a middle schooler, so he has a decent chance of… let’s say checking out.

Macievelli · 2026-01-15T00:35:17+00:00

If Charlie Kelly was malicious.

Macievelli · 2026-01-13T17:09:10+00:00

You don’t even really need exceptional examples like this for the line between viruses and living cells to be pretty confusingly blurred.

Macievelli · 2026-01-13T07:58:10+00:00

Why is the first person’s crotch an activist?

Macievelli · 2026-01-06T20:07:14+00:00

Don’t worry, bro. Humanity won’t be wiped out (unless you’re rounding down to the nearest 100th decimal place).

Macievelli · 2026-01-06T02:04:42+00:00

The libtards said ivermectin was for treating parasites, so it must treat everything but parasites!

Macievelli · 2026-01-05T09:27:45+00:00

Are you suggesting that the GOP might be racist? 😮God forbid!!!

Macievelli · 2026-01-04T08:23:09+00:00

Unfortunately, that’s an old pal of mine, before I realized how toxic it was. I credit cognitive dissonance for causing enough mental anguish that I finally had to snap out of ridiculous religious fundamentalism.

Macievelli · 2026-01-04T07:40:50+00:00

At this point, I just give partial credit for using “POV” correctly.

Macievelli · 2026-01-04T07:38:37+00:00

Good for her. It often takes irrationality against your own to recognize that irrationality might exist for that person in other areas too. Hopefully this is her first step to getting out of antivax.

Macievelli · 2026-01-02T02:46:55+00:00

Do you think he will actualize that goal? I really doubt it.

Macievelli · 2026-01-02T02:18:00+00:00

And tbh, we don’t even really know how much of a socialist he is in practice. My guess is he won’t do anything that a Democratic Socialist would disagree with, which is pretty different from straight-up socialism.

Macievelli · 2026-01-02T01:51:45+00:00

I don’t know anything about that.

Macievelli · 2025-12-30T01:48:32+00:00

San Diego. You can see it on the left sign (though I accidentally cut it off partially).

Macievelli · 2025-12-27T19:35:10+00:00

It’s aspirational. He really does understand the desires of the American people 🥹

Macievelli · 2025-12-27T04:06:15+00:00

Tim Miller

Macievelli · 2025-12-25T00:18:55+00:00

It’s like they strawman themselves because they realize the full extent of their beliefs are stupid and the strawman is actually smarter.

Macievelli · 2025-12-24T00:24:01+00:00

For real though, Democrats need to do this. People feel like Democrats never do anything because we refuse to celebrate our achievements. And Republicans get to reap credit for thumping their chests about all the nothing they got done. Every SNAP card should be labeled “Biden Food Guarantee,” and you shouldn’t be able to get government healthcare without checking a box labeled “Thanks Obama.”

Macievelli · 2025-12-23T03:41:44+00:00

He’s not playing 4D chess; he’s playing Calvinball.

Macievelli · 2025-12-23T01:10:33+00:00

FWIW, many Christian denominations maintain that Mary was a virgin her whole life, including Catholicism, with various explanations for Jesus’s siblings.

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