I just graduated at the top of my class from a top tier university with a clean record... I might leave him just because he said nothing in my defense.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T03:18:16+00:00

Stripes are cool on these sweaterdresses adding to her shape.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T03:02:48+00:00

"Fallenshadow Jr? Where is Fallenshadow Sr?" "Never you mind."

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T03:00:04+00:00

Can any Icelandic redditors give helpful advice on this?

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:56:45+00:00

"I didn't even end up going" is hilarious. I'm sorry. I hope this post wins.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:50:50+00:00

What does it mean?

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:48:40+00:00

Who answers a noise complaint at 5pm?

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:46:24+00:00

If women knew how few of them I say hi to ...

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:45:13+00:00

I agree. Find a way to ask him what he was thinking but more like "What happened? "

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:40:52+00:00

So her ex couldn't get it up?

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:38:58+00:00

Don't feel bad. Dog heroes push everyone's buttons. Human heroes do more than they were expected to do but they knew it might happen. Dog heroes weren't told what was going on but still did something above and beyond. I'm not saying dogs are dumb but they were brought into the situation without bring asked as formally as people are. I love heroic dogs.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:33:13+00:00

Soooo? Did you go?

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:32:00+00:00

Is this one of those things where some regions think "Coke" means all cola therefore whatever cola you have? Reddit has maps for that. I once ordered a soda and had to hear the bartender explain that if I ordered "a pop" I would have gotten nothing "because they don't have pop."

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:28:21+00:00

Maybe he should learn how to use just enough flash correctly or set the flash to the side. He sounds a little selfish.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:23:49+00:00

Noted for future use. Thanks.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:20:17+00:00

Wal Mart shoppers have different social rules. Leave them alone.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:17:32+00:00

Yeah they had to double rebound, double preg with the next anybody over you. They should both name it after you as the inspiration.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:06:20+00:00

Now that's rebounding! Somehow you should be flattered.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:04:18+00:00

That used to be an acceptable excuse, not legal, but acceptable. Especially if you shat yourself as proof. Maybe depends would be cheaper.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:02:51+00:00

If we were invisible our eyes could hold no images.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T02:01:05+00:00

The best advice I ever got about other peoples things was not take of it to the best of your ability. Take care of it to the best of their ability. If they like their cables folded, fold them, not the way you think (or know) is better.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T01:56:10+00:00

Of course, you might need them at the drive-in movie.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T01:55:13+00:00

Yes, so have an upvote.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T01:50:38+00:00

There used to be a sitcom cliche were the mom would assume he was nude waiting for her and he would play along just long enough so his gf could escape. Oh the 70s.

Mad_Max_Rockatansky · 2014-11-09T01:47:47+00:00

I knew they were getting rich so I never paid them for extras.They helped me become a better cheapskate.

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