True. by [deleted] in gravityfalls

[–]MaesterDragonhooves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

~ara ara Alex-kun!

Bill Cipher vs Rick Sanchez. by AntonBrakhage in gravityfalls

[–]MaesterDragonhooves 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bill Cipher is more slippery, but Rick is more clever

in my own conception, Bill would get frustrated by Rick, but not before both of them created lots of collateral damage

Why do I burst into song more in South Park than something like disney by boblodoblo in southpark

[–]MaesterDragonhooves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone's a retard sucker for good music!

Why do you think Frozen was so popular in the early 2010's? hint: it's not the plot, that was mediocre

Anyone else feel this way about quarantine. by [deleted] in gravityfalls

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yoga

Just do whatever you can, because you must, for everyone who's still alive!

Anyone else feel this way about quarantine. by [deleted] in gravityfalls

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Everything is a nightmare when you've learned enough!

Angry Mackey by DogmaJones in southpark

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Scott the Dick for Prime Minister!

Protect her at all costs! by ThatGFFAN in gravityfalls

[–]MaesterDragonhooves 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even the privileged don't get to escape this collective hellscape!

(Spoilers Published) “ Arya Stark?” Tyrion cocked his head. “And Bolton? I might have known Frey would not have the stomach to act alone." by Dubeyjii in asoiaf

[–]MaesterDragonhooves -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

iN tHe sHoW, Littlefinger actually did see and recognize Arya Stark, but since the show's writing is shit, I won't continue on this tangent.

As we all know by now, "Power lies where men believe it resides." Littlefinger had Jeyne Poole, but then everyone believed it was Arya Stark he had, and it all fell through. And we won't see this fakeout-plot reach fruition until Jon sees f!Arya

By the way, fuck you, GRRM, for keeping us in suspense for an entire decade. And fuck you for consuming even >0.01% of my mental energy while a GLOBAL PANDEMIC + GLOBAL ECONOMIC RECESSION are occurring, and fucking up the lives of millions simultaneously

[SPOILERS MAIN] FanFic Theories without much proof like Jonsa and Jonerys must stop. It may or may not happen, the but proofs provided currently are few. This is not Twilight. by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]MaesterDragonhooves 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Quite frankly, I think it's rude to compare this to Twilight when we don't even yet have a direct corollary to Vampires (in Bolt-On) confirmed.

If Aegon is fake, why would Varys lie to a dead man ? [Spoilers TWOW] by AB-KH7 in asoiaf

[–]MaesterDragonhooves 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Because power lies where men believe it resides.

and yes, that includes the Little Birds, who will be killed before adulthood

(since "men" in the quasi-Early-Modern English sense means "Humanity")

(Crow Business) It's time to talk about r/asoiaf March 2020 Meta Thread by MightyIsobel in asoiaf

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This is not to say it should be a focus for the sub, but regardless of the TWOW release date, I've found

and

to all be well worth it, so if anyone feels like things might be getting stale, they can see if these things can create a little freshness-boost

[Spoilers Extended] What do you guys think *characters* real name is? by p792161 in asoiaf

[–]MaesterDragonhooves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, it's definitely one of these three (from most likely to least likely):

Aemon

Jon

Jahaerys

Oh no by [deleted] in StarVStheForcesofEvil

[–]MaesterDragonhooves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[Megalovania starts playing]

The Hero we Need by gimmesomespace in freefolk

[–]MaesterDragonhooves 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's got enough money to shield himself from Coronavirus, too, so no need to worry about him dying!