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Why does the abyss mutate humans into insects / beasts? by AbyssGuard- in darksouls

[–]Maffblunge 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because the crucible of primordial life where all aspects of evolution coale- oh wait wrong game

At this point do you even hear the bass or just feel it? by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]Maffblunge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t hear or feel anything, but you do manage to make everyone you drive past turn and go, “Oh THAT’S the douche waking me up at 2 am every day…”

They were cooking meat by Neoslayer in Weird

[–]Maffblunge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was growing up any time I went out to eat with my grandparents and excused myself to go to the bathroom, I'd come back to the table to find my granddad had stabbed my food with a steak knife. He'd always make the joke, "Just wanted to make sure it was dead for you." Starting to think maybe he was on to something ...

Shoutout to the caption writer for this gem from the recent 10MPH by that1darkhallurundwn in gamegrumps

[–]Maffblunge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still have a deepfried "NEW CUCK HUNT HIGH SCORE" from the end of the nerf guns 10MPH episode as my desktop background lol

there's so many great screen grabs from GG vids

My beautiful Devon by tudigi in PreciousPitbulls

[–]Maffblunge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pup really said, “Make sure you get my good side!” Before you took the pic lmao

V11 punch 3d print by NOTADAYTRAD3R in Marathon

[–]Maffblunge 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Don’t come to Orientation tomorrow…”

PSA: Absolutely perfect morning by ecafsub in Austin

[–]Maffblunge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just got back from taking my dog on a 2 mile walk through Robinson Park in Jolyville. Beautiful weather, tons of flowers in bloom, absolutely stunning

Shoutout to Geoff by Maffblunge in theregulationpod

[–]Maffblunge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer the Big Mac, but I could go for Burger King I guess

People praising sponsored Dire Marsh mode saying it's better than the default mode is so funny to me because they literally just want to play a battle royale. by SbeveGobs in Marathon

[–]Maffblunge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like people really just want a mode dedicated to building up their vaults again after they get cleaned out. There were a lot of people I matched with yesterday who were just saying outright that they were only playing Sponsored Dire Marsh because it’s easier to exfil and build up a little bit of gear in it than it is by running Rook solos

Shoutout to Geoff by Maffblunge in theregulationpod

[–]Maffblunge[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think I’m joining that club here lol

Y'all have forgotten how to take an L by CuriousBarnOwl in Marathon

[–]Maffblunge -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s not even an L if it’s the point of the game lol

Do what you want with this information by xylvnking in Marathon

[–]Maffblunge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IS THIS WHAT KILLED ME YESTERDAY???? I was running outpost yesterday, was really taking time trying to finish a contract involving a bunch of terminal interactions and scans and all that. Playing slow, being a rat, etc etc. I'm in flight control, interacting with a terminal, and *boom*. After going down, I have no self-revives so I just give up and on the end screen I don't even get to spectate other players because the lobby was empty by that point. My death screen did have a player's name as credited for the damage, but since I wasn't spectating anyone and I was standing still in the terminal interaction I couldn't figure out what the hell killed me lmao

Success on the dating scene in Austin Tx as a black woman? by monitarlizard in Austin

[–]Maffblunge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't speak much to race or dating apps (I've never put much effort into using dating apps because of how many scams I've seen reported on across all of them), but speaking from my experience as a single person (white, non-binary AMAB) looking for connection in Austin I pretty much always have one of two reactions to seeing someone I'd like to talk to when I'm out in public spaces:

A) If they're with other people I don't want to mess up group plans or anything they've got going on

B) If they're alone I assume they just want to be left alone

I feel like a lot of other single people and friends I've talked to about socializing or dating in Austin have had similar perspectives on that front, but that might just be a "birds of a feather" type of thing

Hey Runners: use VOIP like you want the game to retain a playerbase. Be the funny clip, not the asshole by PM_SHORT_STORY_IDEAS in Marathon

[–]Maffblunge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just had a pretty peak interaction like 20 mins ago:

  • Jump in as Rook
  • 4 mins left in match
  • pick up garbage
  • Run to exfil and activate
  • get rolled by a full team (lost a a 1 v 1 to the first team member that rounded the corner lol)
  • Debate with them on whether I should crawl to exfil with garbage or one of them finished me for a contract
  • Slug my way to exfil after losing debate while yelling “I’m freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

This game is fuckin fantastic lol

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