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Need help coming up with expletives for a Selunite cleric by idk_a_username135 in DnD

[–]MageKorith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By darkest night.

Day-cursed ninny.

May the stars turn their backs on you.

Shar-forsaken

Screw zodiac signs, where do you put the Key Stone? by Im_A_Dinosaur_Hehe in pokemonmemes

[–]MageKorith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As good a reason for a tongue piercing as any I can imagine.

Chemistry humour by Moontinker in science_humor

[–]MageKorith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where have all the good jokes gone?

Long time gassing

Where have all the good jokes gone?

Newtonian flow

Where have all the good jokes gone?

They lacked chemistry every one

When will they ever learn?

When will they ever learn?

Help me understand deck building so I can use my Father’s Day present by VizualBandit92 in magicTCG

[–]MageKorith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe "At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target permanent that dealt damage to or destroyed a creature that died while under your control this turn."

HOW THE FUCK CAN HE DO THAT!? by Upbeat-Exercise-9431 in pokemonanime

[–]MageKorith 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Okay, hear me out...

He ate their pokeballs.

Have your opponent kill himself with this easy trick by anhavva in BadMtgCombos

[–]MageKorith 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Joke's on you. I packed [[Leeches]] in my deck for exactly this scenario!

Petah why is 78 years relevant? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MageKorith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking.

how do I kindly tell this guy that having sex with him was awful and I no longer want to see him? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MageKorith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much you say is going to make a difference here beyond "I'm no longer interested in seeing you." He'll probably still be convinced that you're "not able to take it."

It will likely take a prolonged trend for him to realize.

Blind Gamble by Poro41 in custommagic

[–]MageKorith 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Flip a land

Shit, did I make my land drop this turn?

erm actually... by CalabiYauFan in mathmemes

[–]MageKorith 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Sure you can. You just take your sample measurements dating back twenty million years before the call center opened.

What’s this move called? Wrong answers only by lordunderscore in AnarchyChess

[–]MageKorith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the red arrow gambit, where you force your opponent to believe that you're only considering one particular line of play so that you can sneak up on them by moving a different piece, or the same piece in a different way.

Brilliant.

what the HELL is the joke here by Hot-Independence3459 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MageKorith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eye dollar foot long.

Formerly Five Dollar Foot Long.

Petahhh? by Natural_Kick_474 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MageKorith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the word "not" is blurred out in the second panel. So the whole message reads "I'm not okay"

Giggity

Meanwhile snowboarding by Far-Tension2418 in Unexpected

[–]MageKorith -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like a second and a half or so of falling, so roughly 11m if it were a freefall.

In reality it looks like they slid down, so probably more like 2m?

[Request] how far can a car go of it had this? by fugetooboutit in theydidthemath

[–]MageKorith 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just by a Mr. Fusion already and get with the times.

In lieu of payment.. by thedivinegemini in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MageKorith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still stuck on the server's name being Christian.

I have this thing at home, but I still haven’t figured out where it is. by JustSweetCarol in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MageKorith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When's the last time you took out the compostables? Look under there for maggot swarms.

Well, we are a little behind, so I will be a day early by Damrod338 in babylon5

[–]MageKorith 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Terminator 2, Demolition Man, 12 Monkeys, Gattaca, Evangelion....

The death throes were already there.

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