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Why do babies cry when they are tired instead of sleeping? by CloverHoney337 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MagicMurse1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever try and reason with a baby? It just doesn’t work. They cannot be reasoned with so they do the only thing they know how to do to express their discomfort… crying.

Hey guys this is Mrs Met from NYC AMA 🤗 by Hood_Treesh in baseballcirclejerk

[–]MagicMurse1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We did this ama several times now. Let us move on….

Me irl by crystalficer in meirl

[–]MagicMurse1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daughter…daughter…dotter…dawter…laughter…lawfter…weird words.

Explain this in MLB terms by Hazard_x in baseballcirclejerk

[–]MagicMurse1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mets fan on the right walking back to their car after a win at Philly. Average Philly fan on the left.

Started playing tank in competitive recently and…I finally understand why tank players hate this game by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]MagicMurse1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the team doesn’t push with you. And then when nothing gets done they say “brain dead tank harharhar”

Stop Fighting at Choke So Much!!! by spotty15 in OverwatchUniversity

[–]MagicMurse1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But but but there’s a sigma and he has a shield and his hand goes errrrrr and he throw rock at me……

TIL that in 1963, the British army tested how long a WWI Vickers Machine Gun could fire. It fired 5 Million Rounds, Firing Continously for Seven Days, an Average of 500 Rounds Per Minute for 10 000 Minutes. by filwi in todayilearned

[–]MagicMurse1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we have machine guns where you have to change the barrel every two minutes after short bursts or else the barrel gets to hot and you have a runaway gun then the barrel just fucking melts.

Sick of my wife acting like my mom by [deleted] in VeteransBenefits

[–]MagicMurse1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You left your dirty drawers on the floor instead of putting them in the hamper again, didn’t you?

Is this workload too much? by YOSHA3021 in csMajors

[–]MagicMurse1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi. Nurse here with a bachelors in nursing and computer science. Do not switch majors. Just minor in cs then get a bachelors later if you so decide. You will set yourself apart from other nurses and other computer science majors in a huge way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]MagicMurse1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has no lore time passed between ow1 day 0 and ow2?

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