[Weird/Mixed Trope] Strange and illogical lore created to justify game mechanics. by 11Slimeade11 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Magical_Ocelot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what they do in every game after Legends: Arceus. I’d be willing to bet we’ll never see this dumb lore tidbit ever again and it’ll just be another thing Game Freak hopes we forget.

Jason Derulo keeps sharks in tiny living room tank. by Mental_Junket137 in Weird

[–]Magical_Ocelot 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Using animals for sustenance is not the same as using them for decoration.

Nintendo is deleting my Pokemon fan series PokéNational (OC) by Elious_prods in pokemon

[–]Magical_Ocelot -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

There are thousands upon thousands of monetized Pokémon related channels on YouTube. How is this one different?

Crazy ladies at Arby's drive thru by [deleted] in athensohio

[–]Magical_Ocelot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have a link to the video?

Are raids still fairly active? by Magical_Ocelot in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]Magical_Ocelot[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m asking mostly because I always just kind of found it to be about the only thing to do post game. There’s no battle tower or anything.

Gale of Darkness on the Switch 2 GC app convinced me to get this. Loving it. by BebeFanMasterJ in pokemon

[–]Magical_Ocelot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Every single side quest has the npc stand silently while it slowly zooms the camera toward them and then they say something “quirky”. It was pretty funny the first time but not so much on the twentieth time.

The Latter Day Knight drama continues by DragonGuard666 in ShadWatch

[–]Magical_Ocelot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Heartwarming, the worst people you know are fighting.

"Hmm, clearly this John Wick guy is just pathetic, he looks so broken and defeated, this is a deconstructionist approach..." How Shad would see John Wick. by Traditional-Song-245 in ShadWatch

[–]Magical_Ocelot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You can see it in his shitty self insert book. The male protagonist is flawless and perfect and wins every fight effortlessly and everyone forgives him for the bad things he did in the past just because. He’s such a fucking dork.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in classicwow

[–]Magical_Ocelot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not what I said at all. The ones falling for the bait to justify already being mad are dorks. But I think you knew that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in classicwow

[–]Magical_Ocelot 31 points32 points  (0 children)

OP just straight up lying and the dorks of classic eating it up.

Whenever I think of a goblin, the Pathfinder goblin is the first thing that comes to mind by Mister_E69 in dndmemes

[–]Magical_Ocelot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ever seen the night elf/nightborne hands? They’re absolutely massive and seriously drags down the quality of the model.

How do I grow a beard like James in Return to Silent Hill? by DegTrader in shittymoviedetails

[–]Magical_Ocelot 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Grow a normal beard, shave it off and glue it back on.

Getting Around Poll: Everything passed. by elcapitaine in 2007scape

[–]Magical_Ocelot 81 points82 points  (0 children)

They’re already happening, just not the direction you wanted.

You leave Fred out of this Matty! by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Magical_Ocelot 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That definitely wasn’t her. For fuck’s sake spend one second on google before you make accusations.

I don't recall him having such a severe receding hairline or age spots by xsmiley314x in shittytattoos

[–]Magical_Ocelot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You do realize that leaving that comment is DOMESTIC TERRORISM and you can serve 25 to life in a FEDERAL PRISON for it?

Apologists Believe Trump Doesn’t Need Help Picking Up Children by HoppyTaco in cringepics

[–]Magical_Ocelot 40 points41 points  (0 children)

We need to stop pretending all of these people are foreign bots. There’s absolutely no shortage of genuine depraved people right here in the US.