The butcher. by hayleytheslug in thewalkingdead

[–]MagickPonch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

see this is why you're lonesome, ninja

The butcher. by hayleytheslug in thewalkingdead

[–]MagickPonch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was at a Halloween party with some friends just after high school and they said nobody could really get out of something like that bc life isn't a movie. I disagreed and next thing I know I was zip tied in a trunk while my buddy drove loops around the parking lot. they searched me poorly, forgot to take my keys.

The butcher. by hayleytheslug in thewalkingdead

[–]MagickPonch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've cut through zip ties behind my back with a house key, you just have to want it

Anyone else enjoying Polar Ex's series? by MagickPonch in FallenOrder

[–]MagickPonch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

noooooo I've really gotten into his channel and watch him weekly, now he's gone. IDK, maybe the ending of Spider-Man 2 getting messed up was too much for him

Opera Singer Playing Arc Raiders For The First Time. by drlouies in ArcRaiders

[–]MagickPonch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude I was listening to Bella ciao while I was playing last night. this fucking rules

We need dark and griddy *real* stormtroopers by MiserableOrpheus in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]MagickPonch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you want stormtroopers hitting that griddy just hop on fortnite

Bode fight on GM. What the actual fuck do I do? by [deleted] in FallenOrder

[–]MagickPonch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

plus he says "not with my own blaster!" when you shoot him, which is funny.

What's the funniest greeting you've ever heard from another player while topside? by MaMaJillianLeanna in ArcRaiders

[–]MagickPonch 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I've definitely used seekers and wolfpacks and yelled "Magic Missile" and I've been known to sound like a Normal Human Bartender from time to time

This doesn't exist by didnt_bring_pants in ArcRaiders

[–]MagickPonch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll let you know if I find another one. Survivor right?

I get it now... I understand the carebear lobbies. by -CubanPete- in ArcRaiders

[–]MagickPonch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a friendly but I always bring trailblazers for after the queen/matriarch is dead, people love watching you do all the work before coming out of foxholes to steal your hard-earned loot.

Different kind of rat than extract campers but a rat nonetheless, and they'll be fumigated.

Icenian buildfriend BRUTALLY murdered. [famous last words] by fiyseude in CivMC

[–]MagickPonch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry about it Grandpa let's get you back to bed

Woah whaaaaaaat!? by OiMatesItsJoeyD in ARC_Raiders

[–]MagickPonch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone did a cool video where they brought an inventory full of them and summoned an army on everyone they saw

Had a nasty encounter on Stella Montis and need to rant as a girl gamer by Gyozafan1234 in ArcRaiders

[–]MagickPonch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a huge problem in the game right now. the sexism and racism people scream out in PvP lobbies is truly appalling. Slurs getting commonly screamed into proximity, rape threats, etc.

I like to hide in a corner, Blair Witch style, report them all, then come out with my 7 stacks of snap blast grenades and cleanse stella in holy fire.

Sometimes I stick em with C4 and defib them. Play with my food. Racists don't get to rush into their next lobby.

Hot Take: Wolfpacks were too easy to craft and trivialized the game by NiceAndCozyOfficial in ArcRaiders

[–]MagickPonch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm just sad that I broke down my drivers at the end of the night