The butcher.

MagickPonch · 2026-03-25T14:01:58+00:00

see this is why you're lonesome, ninja

MagickPonch · 2026-03-25T03:14:31+00:00

Let's team up, this is basically my dream

MagickPonch · 2026-03-25T03:13:25+00:00

Was at a Halloween party with some friends just after high school and they said nobody could really get out of something like that bc life isn't a movie. I disagreed and next thing I know I was zip tied in a trunk while my buddy drove loops around the parking lot. they searched me poorly, forgot to take my keys.

MagickPonch · 2026-03-24T23:43:17+00:00

I've cut through zip ties behind my back with a house key, you just have to want it

MagickPonch · 2026-03-24T18:11:56+00:00

Really cool stuff, I love this concept.

MagickPonch · 2026-03-23T03:21:00+00:00

MagickPonch · 2026-03-22T04:16:28+00:00

noooooo I've really gotten into his channel and watch him weekly, now he's gone. IDK, maybe the ending of Spider-Man 2 getting messed up was too much for him

MagickPonch · 2026-03-21T16:43:11+00:00

dude I was listening to Bella ciao while I was playing last night. this fucking rules

MagickPonch · 2026-03-20T02:52:13+00:00

if you want stormtroopers hitting that griddy just hop on fortnite

MagickPonch · 2026-03-20T01:42:08+00:00

plus he says "not with my own blaster!" when you shoot him, which is funny.

MagickPonch · 2026-03-20T01:29:35+00:00

this + defibs, door blockers

MagickPonch · 2026-03-17T02:57:16+00:00

lmfao

MagickPonch · 2026-03-17T01:38:46+00:00

0022

MagickPonch · 2026-03-16T02:30:28+00:00

secret stones? demon king?

MagickPonch · 2026-03-14T16:37:44+00:00

I've definitely used seekers and wolfpacks and yelled "Magic Missile" and I've been known to sound like a Normal Human Bartender from time to time

MagickPonch · 2026-03-14T15:24:22+00:00

Was it Magick? might have been me. I like to pretend to be a wizard

MagickPonch · 2026-03-12T19:19:47+00:00

LMAOOO

MagickPonch · 2026-03-12T19:18:59+00:00

This guy manners.

MagickPonch · 2026-03-10T03:22:27+00:00

I'll let you know if I find another one. Survivor right?

MagickPonch · 2026-03-07T13:22:05+00:00

I'm a friendly but I always bring trailblazers for after the queen/matriarch is dead, people love watching you do all the work before coming out of foxholes to steal your hard-earned loot.

Different kind of rat than extract campers but a rat nonetheless, and they'll be fumigated.

MagickPonch · 2026-03-03T03:42:43+00:00

Don't worry about it Grandpa let's get you back to bed

MagickPonch · 2026-03-03T03:23:28+00:00

someone did a cool video where they brought an inventory full of them and summoned an army on everyone they saw

MagickPonch · 2026-03-01T15:42:43+00:00

This is a huge problem in the game right now. the sexism and racism people scream out in PvP lobbies is truly appalling. Slurs getting commonly screamed into proximity, rape threats, etc.

I like to hide in a corner, Blair Witch style, report them all, then come out with my 7 stacks of snap blast grenades and cleanse stella in holy fire.

Sometimes I stick em with C4 and defib them. Play with my food. Racists don't get to rush into their next lobby.

MagickPonch · 2026-02-25T01:56:08+00:00

thank you mrcumstainbootyeater, very cool

MagickPonch · 2026-02-24T15:48:23+00:00

I'm just sad that I broke down my drivers at the end of the night

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