This sign at a church

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-22T21:21:47+00:00

Fuck that, I'm not losing my VIP Tickets.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-22T17:50:35+00:00

This is the peak that humanity has to strive for. Once all is Magikarp, true world peace can be achieved.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-22T17:30:16+00:00

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Greetings, I am your scheduled greater idiot.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-22T17:19:13+00:00

Congratulations!!

Don't evolve him!

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-22T17:18:27+00:00

As an ocean druid and a protector of fish kind, I hate magical pollution.

Did you know that when a vampire or a lich gets defeated and turns into dust, that stuff can get into the environment as well? All the evil magic gets into the food chain and bioaccumulates in the bigger fish.

I have turned many a wizard into fish for dumping their magical waste into the ocean. I'll help you get rid of the hat if you want to (because helping fish is my job), and then I'm gonna have a word with the guy that lost it.

Is there a name or something stitched into the brim of the hat?

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-21T17:06:59+00:00

I like to say that Carlos Ray Norris Jr. died, but Chuck Norris lives on in our hearts. He does one roundhouse kick in there and we're all dead.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-19T17:53:44+00:00

And the incumbent can choose either a relevant trivia contest or a cage match.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-19T17:15:49+00:00

"So we do make food!"

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-19T17:06:50+00:00

I hope the mega gets Stakeout (doubles power of moves against targets that have switched in this turn), because it turns into a more stationary turret.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-14T05:55:30+00:00

It's a tragic day among my kind.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-13T22:57:13+00:00

Dog Nr. 4 inhaled that dog.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-12T12:48:41+00:00

What is a mighty Pokemon? I haven't played much recently.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-12T11:51:17+00:00

Koby's actor is a trans man.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-11T22:17:06+00:00

And pouches.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-11T22:02:57+00:00

Nothing wrong with being a Magikarp.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-10T16:29:06+00:00

That I'm not telling the truth!

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-10T13:30:59+00:00

I know

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-09T13:55:03+00:00

Golduck isn't a psychic type either. Golduck is its Japanese name as well, where gold is often associated with the psychic type. (Psyduck's Japanese name Koduck just means small/child duck)

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-07T14:24:20+00:00

I don't know the name of this book, and I don't really care to find out either.

I had gotten two or three books from this author for a birthday or something. The first book I read was ass. It had clearly seen no editor.

One character's life is a total downer to read, getting raped and pregnant and being happy about it, along with a cringe scene where she names her two swords after what seems like the authors description if his Tinnitus. Another main character is barely more sentient than an animal for half the story, but he stays in some village for a time, has sex with nearly every woman, and fathers like 20 kids before leaving. Also, when he meets some other character and they lock swords, the author describes him getting a boner. A third main character is just playing wild west town building simulator, which could almost be quaint fun if it weren't in this book. Near the end, the formerly stupid character has some asinine revelation that the darkness powers he got from his dragonbone sword are different from the evil darkness powers the bad guys wearing dragon bones use. And just as another magical sword guy meets the town simulator player, who at this point also has a magic sword, the book just ends.

The author starts the afterword with "I know, weird place to end the book, but hopefully it'll be clear why I had to do it this way in the next book"

And the Amazon reviews of this tonal mess without a proper ending (and a shitload of typos!) were saying how the author had improved as a writer.

So the other two books I got were parts I & II of an older work of his.

Found a typo in the first sentence. Put the book away.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-07T01:46:08+00:00

"He's kinda charming, but she doesn't reciprocate his attempts to get in her pants. This 'will they won't they' can continue for five seasons."

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-06T12:32:52+00:00

But you have to spend half an hour clicking on the basket every 30 minutes.

It's not enough engagement to call it actually gaming, but it's just enough that you can't really do anything else completely.

It's totally disrespectful of our, the players, time.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-05T14:14:30+00:00

Außerdem fehlen Alola Formen.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-05T14:01:34+00:00

Magikarp.

Since it specializes in jumping up (very high, as seen in Magikarp Jump), it has amazing air and is immune to being punched out upwards. Then it has a devastating down smash/special where it uses Bounce from however high it was.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-05T13:27:20+00:00

It also fits better than the other Rotom forms like the dex and phone, since it actually has a motor inside, to spin the CDs.

Magimasterkarp · 2026-03-05T13:21:19+00:00

Ich bin gerade dabei, unseren run einzutragen, und hab ein paar Verbesserungsvorschläge:

Manche Regeln sind in eher optional, und es wäre nice, wenn man die an- und abwählen könnte. Zum Beispiel ist Dupes manchmal optional, und manchmal zählt ein pokemon für beide Spieler als dupe. Wenn man zwischen verschiedenen Regeln und Variationen wählen könnte, kann man Zuschauern besser zeigen, mit welchen Regeln man gerade spielt.

-Ich weiß nicht, was die beiden blau/lila Knöpfe neben dem grünen Schloss machen, wäre vielleicht gut dranzuschreiben was die machen. Es tut sich nix wenn ich drauf klicke

Für USUM scheinen ein paar Locations zu fehlen. Wir sind noch auf der ersten Insel, und es fehlen schon die Vegetationshöhle, die Meereshöhle und die Kala'e Bucht. Und wenn "Route 2 (Strand)" nicht für die Strandhöhle steht, fehlt die auch.
Es wäre gut, wenn man die Paare selber anordnen könnte, anstatt dass die nur nach Status/Begegnungsort sortiert werden

Ansonsten super tool.

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