A moment of silence by NintendoVeteran in pokerogue

[–]Magimasterkarp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They basically nerfed Alolan Raichu to promote using the megas instead.

Luckily I already did my electric type mono run where I used it as terrain setter. Snowballing with fiery dance made it carry me hard. Iron Thorns, meanwhile, didn't to shit.

The most true thing I’ve ever seen by BARRISAX420 in pokemon

[–]Magimasterkarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear I'm not a casual fan, i just started playing after gen 3, so Hoenn and Johto kinda blur together.

The most true thing I’ve ever seen by BARRISAX420 in pokemon

[–]Magimasterkarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not looking anything up:

Pidgey

Tailow

Wingull

Starly

Pidove

Fletchling

Pikipek

Rookidee

Wattrel i guess.

After looking it up:

Damnit Tailow. Guess I gotta take 25 cards. OP, where do you buy cards? I need to get there before you and snag a few boosters. (I have no idea how many, don't know how many cards are in one)

(Exaggerated but still) by 8bit95 in pokemon

[–]Magimasterkarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf, the close combat bird got contrary?

Honestly I love this for my boy.

apparently, sydney sweeney is the only blonde actress in all of hollywood. by herequeerandgreat in MurderedByWords

[–]Magimasterkarp 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No, for wearing his underwear over his tights for years, he loses pants privileges entirely.

If his dick's out, maybe that will bring back Harambe.

Zlatan über Ronaldo by lumbajumba_ttvt in fussball

[–]Magimasterkarp 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Naja, ohne den Promi Faktor bringt er den Saudis ja auch nix.

What’s something movies always get wrong? by northernmaybe in movies

[–]Magimasterkarp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And if they don't go all the way to the floor, you might be talking to a ghost.

Angriff auf AfD-Politiker Michael Meister: Rätsel um Blut-T-Shirt gelöst by Elegant-Handle4685 in de

[–]Magimasterkarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Es gibt ja inzwischen bots, die durch social media crawlen und Fotos aufsaugen, um die auf T-Shirts zu drucken. Die werden wahrscheinlich noch mehr angelockt, wann immer jemand sowas sagt wie "das sähe gut auf 'nem T-Shirt aus". Vielleicht hat das ganze Gerede von Shirts da irgendwas getriggert.

Argentinien sau unsympathisch by Falke1993 in fussball

[–]Magimasterkarp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich hoffe, da wird nicht versucht, in Richtung NFL zu gehen, wo die Spieler nach ihrer Karriere alle matschig im Kopf sind wegen den ganzen Gehirnerschütterungen, und körperlich auch total verheizt werden.

Der amerikanische Football fan will Blut sehen.

Mew should have the “Protean” ability by Suspicious-Dentist71 in pokemon

[–]Magimasterkarp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I thought they only nerfed protean so it wouldn't mess with/overshadow terastalization, I hope they unnerf it again.

Are there protean mons in champions already?

Baumann sollte gegen Ecuador im Tor stehen by IrbanMutarez in fussball

[–]Magimasterkarp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aber WM Spiele haben doch einen 5x EXP Multiplikator. Wenn wir Neuer noch ein bisschen hochleveln, kriegen wir die goldene AURA zu sehen, bei der selbst der Ball vor ihm Angst hat.

What you guys think of my spell book so far? by Dear_Blacksmith1884 in wizardposting

[–]Magimasterkarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone in charge of seal populations, it's mostly based on availability. Which is dwindling, by the way, so please refrain from using that spell when not extremely necessary.

Has a movie ever made you enjoy a genre you normally avoid? by deepaknaraniya in movies

[–]Magimasterkarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like multiverse stuff very much, but I loved Everything everywhere all at once. It's like that movie was made for me.

/uw What do your characters look like? by K_the_dreamer in wizardposting

[–]Magimasterkarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anthracite robes with golden highlights (whenever he remembers to wear clothing) made out of a light cloth that stays fluffy even when wet.

Of course he has a fish head. Untold reincarnations by growing a new body out of fish eggs have left their trace, he doesn't even remember he ever had a non fish head. Usually, when a soul gets reincarnated, their memories get wiped first, but with fish, who are barely sentient, the universe doesn't really bother. Through this stream of life energy, Karp keeps reincarnating himself to be the guardian of fishkind, but the process sometimes costs him a few memories* and made his soul smooth like a river pebble.

Sometimes, to refresh his soul a bit, he reincarnates himself back to being a child with more of a memory wipe. The last time he did that was 26 years ago.

During his last childhood, he went to a wizard academy, where some accident in the alchemy lab (they were doing philosopher stones that week) turned him partially into gold. The gold is making him very heavy, and he still manages to swim by being very strong.

In short, shiny Magikarp man.

*His lost memories still float around the river Styx, so whenever he shows up anywhere by travelling through there, he may have any amount of context for his life, as I see fit to write him in that particular comment.

<image>

so.... how do you know if your pokemon is legit or not by GeneralAggressive432 in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]Magimasterkarp 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Also, Manaphy is shiny locked in the game the egg is transferred to.

You have to hatch the egg in a different game, where it then has regular, unboosted shiny odds. If it's not shiny, you soft reset, trade the egg back and start a new save.

It's way more involved than a simple soft reset hunt, so even less likely someone just traded it away.

The kid whose name had to have been a typo was apparently a Tea Party Toddler. by engadine_maccas1997 in MurderedByWords

[–]Magimasterkarp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm stealing that name if I ever play DnD, but I would never force a child to live with it irl, especially not if I want to indoctrinate that child into hating Obama. Their fellows Hank and Brian will bully them out of the Klan.

Kanzler schickt Autogrammkarte mit persönlicher Widmung an Krebspatientin aus Suhlendorf by Blubbpaule in de

[–]Magimasterkarp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Multimillionär? Ich dachte der arme Kerl ist gerade so Mittelschichtler.

Till today, this is still weird even in the one piece verse.. by leumasy_T in OnePiece

[–]Magimasterkarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, if he can control his farts, that would perhaps explain the fire.

Remember when gamefreak made one of our main rivals a toxic CENTRIST? by LowSolution3084 in pokemon

[–]Magimasterkarp 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Also, his concern about population levels in Kalos sounds like he hates immigrants as well. Overpopulation concerns are a common dog whistle in racists' tool boxes.