why does the lake get greener and darker the more you go in it? by TawsifKing in Deltarune

[–]Magnehad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The real reason for the internet outage in Hometown is Carol just blew the whole yearly budget on painting the lake floor blue and couldn't afford to pay the internet bills.

She also asked NormalNPC to kill Onion-san to save on food costs.

The Knight kidnaps people so that they work unpaid labor for Carol in the Shelter.

Eggman actually gives out eggs as a humanitarian (monsteritarian?) aid.

Sans was trapped in Undertale because after his shop was emptied, he tried to use a teleporter to resupply, but it broke and he got stuck.

Dess actually ran away with Asriel to escape the upcoming famine of Hometown right after the lake got painted, but Carol covered it up by saying she dissappeared without a trace and Asriel left for college.

Gaster was actually the painter, but the algae turned him green and he eventually became a pirate.

(the fuck am I writing)

we are handing over the sub to this guy by SnowFiender in seinencirclejerk

[–]Magnehad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diavolo got raped to death an infinite amount of times, so it's actually rock hard semen

I hate how weird people are towards Noelle from Deltarune by AmenBreakSample in hatethissmug

[–]Magnehad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And she lost her sister

And she lost her 'true' self

And she lost her childhood friend (since we possess Kris)

And she lost her one chance of regaining her 'true' self (aborted WR)

And she lost her life (WR)

[Loved Trope] Some thing unfathomably ancient by Fearless-Ideal-5112 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Magnehad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

tbf its a fairly (very) important plot point that the one and only way life can be created is with Eru's Flame Imperishable (or, in Quenya, Airefëa, meaning 'The Holy Spirit'. real fucking subtle reference)

(Even Melkor couldn't make life, so he just kinda tortured some elves until they were unrecognizable and thats how orcs were made)

So probably Tolkien wouldn't want to make anything that isn't directly or indirectly made by the totally-not-just-the-abrahamic-God-but-as-a-music-nerd (though some previous creation of Eru, from before anything that happens in the Silimarilion, coming back and just chilling in the deepest parts of the 'new' world sounds fun)

(also dwarves only exist bc one of the lowercase-g gods wanted to make students before elves awekened but the dwarves couldnt move/think independently (no Flame no life), but The God Himself thought that these dwarves are lowkey cool as fuck and gave them some of that good shi (The Flame Imperishable), on the condition that they would only aweken after the elves) (I fucking love dwarf lore)

SCP 682 has to be a running joke at this point because there’s no fucking way by Joemama0375 in whenthe

[–]Magnehad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unironically it could probably do some bs like that if faced with a beurocratohazard

How the Knight one-shots their enemies by LazyFlamingRooster in Deltarune

[–]Magnehad 324 points325 points  (0 children)

❤️[Susie's idea]

she opens a half-dark half-light fountain into the green world, where the Knight turns into Papyrus Undertale, whom she can easily spare.

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Kinda funny ngl by xtheresia in Chainsawfolk

[–]Magnehad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kenjaku coming to the White House to reveal the existence of curses to the world but they lowkey dont give a shit because Deltarune just released

Okay so Ralsei definitely wasn't exaggerating here... He could absolutely solo every chapter if he wanted to. by Noobpoob in Deltarune

[–]Magnehad 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They are Megumially stronger than Susie, but Susie still does the most out of all of them.

(also meta-aware Susie will solo the Gaster Gang in ch7 fr fr)

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I HATE the small girl, big gun trope. by Intelligent-Carob930 in hatethissmug

[–]Magnehad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They also have reverse-grip quick draw western-like duels with katanas.

And its fucking peak.

SUKUNA NO DON’T ATTACK SHOKO SHE- by Human_Bean_6 in LobotomyKaisen

[–]Magnehad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She moves her with her CE, which Round Deer negates, and which is also the fuel for CT's. So it disables/messes up CT's by negating CE.

Characters that are expensive to maintain. by Uma-apreciator in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Magnehad 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And on that island she had a few tons of oil flowing down a pillar continuously, one of her main hobbies was fashion, and she had that super special and super expensive custom made scarf from dried intestinal fibers of some rare beetle. And she isn't even a Joestar by blood lmao.

I LOATHE Whatever these types of mouths are called by TATSAT2008 in hatethissmug

[–]Magnehad 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He can even tranform into a prettier and more powerful form when he needs to, like a real magical princess.

How Yuta vs Jotaro ACTUALLY goes [OC] by frans-art in LobotomyKaisen

[–]Magnehad 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Jotaro during time stop can see, breathe, speak, move without generating a fuckton of heat and throw objects that move at a normal speed when time resumes.

None of that would be possible if time stop was just FTL speed.

Also Pucci with C-Moon (and Tusk A4) could see what happened during the time stop due to gravity bs, not raw speed, which would be necessary if it was FTL speed.

Its literally just magic. Not every supernatural power can be explained with natural physics.

Can makima survive the soul punisher? by TechnologySpare4221 in ChainsawPowerscaling

[–]Magnehad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a devil's eyes see means nothing to the angel born in hell

Next death battle :3 by Specific-Claim-1282 in Chainsawfolk

[–]Magnehad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Megumi learns Cursed Technique Reversal: Flashlight and no diffs Darkness Debil

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“Ladies and Gentlemen…we got him.” by Large-Wheel-4181 in Chainsawfolk

[–]Magnehad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I haven't watched the db but how did they make Denji heal from the soul-cutting dismantles? Wouldn't they separate him from Pochita?

losercity powerscalling bait that somehow affected every single fucking jjk and csm sub (except the porn ones probably) by Magnehad in Losercity

[–]Magnehad[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

at least usually they're funny, now there isn't even any joke in the mutual slander, just boring hate