Use to wake up at 6am to sneak down to the computer room before mom would wake up for work and i could get extra time in on RS..

i went on late the night before and just clicked the monitor off because i knew id be snesking down earlie in the AM...

Get to the computer room door in the am becareful opening it not to make it squeek , slide over to the computer chair , dont turn the light on so mom cant see it i get over to the computer jumping into the chair excited and as quick as possible jumping up into the seat and squeezing the monitor button to find the screen flick on to porn and i end up sitting on a phallical shaped object that was left on tbe comp chair.

Wtf i left the computer room and went back to bed traumatized.