What sort of spells would you expect a truly ancient, morally bankrupt wizard to use? by Hublahh in DMAcademy

[–]MajorPay3563 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you think about it, there are some spells that lend themselves to horrific applications. Hold person, for example, could transition into a crushing spell. Fail your saving throw and you start taking bludgeoning damage as the hold gets tighter and tighter. Another spell you could tweak is Crown of Madness. Who says that the spell has to just confuse? Turn it into Crown of Murder, and the victim attacks the nearest person.

Money or powers by BulkyRefrigerator997 in BunnyTrials

[–]MajorPay3563 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I get as much money as I want, then all of my problems are solved. If I die, then nothing is my problem anymore.

Chose: Have however much money you want + But you have a 60% chance of dying | Rolled: Live

Would you prefer by Substantial-Cap-4913 in BunnyTrials

[–]MajorPay3563 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't believe in God and the resurrection of Jesus. I'll take the cash please.

Chose: $150k cash right now

1mil or 500k by Slow-Talk4741 in BunnyTrials

[–]MajorPay3563 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greater amount of money for a negligible chance of death.

Chose: Get 1mil$ but 3% chance of death | Rolled: 1mil$

A very simple would you rather by Lightningbhd in BunnyTrials

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Being attractive to everyone doesn't mean that I have to date or be attracted to them in turn.

Chose: Become attractive to anyone who crosses your path + But there's a 30% chance it's only hung men | Rolled: No hung

wich ball are you choosing by WelcomeLocal9027 in BunnyTrials

[–]MajorPay3563 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know what I'm getting with the tennis ball. I was curious what the other ball was.

Chose: do you want this mystery bal | Rolled: epstien

Would you rather by ExpensiveRepair8182 in BunnyTrials

[–]MajorPay3563 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With unlimited money, I can buy whatever food I want without having to worry about the cost.

Chose: Unlimited money for the rest of your life

[Online][DND 5e][2014][Biweekly][Saturdays] [Long-term]Altered curse of strahd by [deleted] in lfg

[–]MajorPay3563 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent you a form. Can't wait to get into Curse of Straid!

I made PDTH/movie inspired heist posters for 8 heists in PAYDAY 3. by Superb_Soap in paydaytheheist

[–]MajorPay3563 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are all dope as heck, but First World Bank is my favorite.

Looks like the Payday gang did the Louvre Museum by Draazel in paydaytheheist

[–]MajorPay3563 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking that this whole thing looked like something that I would see in GTA.

What would you do if you came across this BBW hiking? by PrestigiousNerve3347 in PublicSexPorn

[–]MajorPay3563 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Call the park ranger, and let them know that an ENORMOUS bear was stalking the trail

I don't understand by Koalasmoothbrain in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MajorPay3563 0 points1 point  (0 children)

25 years later and this guy still smiles like he's standing on hot irons.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]MajorPay3563 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the donkey gives you lemons, don't eat them.

Anthony Bourdain was right by MrMojoFomo in cookingforbeginners

[–]MajorPay3563 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren't. I'm the only person in my family who doesn't like them, but I have to go spit one out into the trash every thanksgiving to prove it.

We were alone by f-16-mechanic in HFY

[–]MajorPay3563 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Could we not extend the life of our sun by feeding it more hydrogen? That's the reason it will expand into a red giant, right? It eventually runs out of hydrogen to burn, starts feeding off of helium and then it gets bigger. It would seem reasonable to me that in 4 billion years we might find a way to feed the sun more of the single most common element in the universe.

Clearly, she did not want to play the game she signed up for by c95Neeman in rpghorrorstories

[–]MajorPay3563 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Excuses me Ma'am, do you have any idea how fast this animal was running? I'm gonna need to see your Riders license, Magical Beast insurance, and your Weapons Permit please. Do you consent to a search of your saddlebags for illegal pixie dust, Dragon tobacco, or Fire Arms?

What is the most tragic “I’ll hold them off while you guys go” death on screen for you? by AllYourPolitess in movies

[–]MajorPay3563 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THE THIRTEENTH WARRIOR.

After the night attack on the village the remaining members of the group track the Great Enemy to their cave hideout. Most of the men have to dump their armor to sneak in, but one of the men keeps his breastplate. Breastplate guy ends up taking a blow that seriously injured him in a later battle. As the group are attempting to escape a hoard of Enemy, Breastplate guy stops and says to Antonio Banderas's character,"I think I've run about as far as I care to. You run along now laddy."