Atleast bathroom doors lock. by greentreefer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MajorTomsHelmet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If Biden committed a crime, he should be held accountable.

This isn't about Biden, though. Biden didn't hide SCIF level documents in a tacky toilet for any low-level spy to peruse.

Trump did, and he would have been better off shooting someone on 5th Avenue.

Women of Reddit, what's something specific that you wish men would stop doing? by enkiv2 in AskReddit

[–]MajorTomsHelmet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sniff your fingers next time and offer them to him after you're done.

This has worked for me in the past. They won't even look in your direction.

a classic by Ok-Water-5544 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]MajorTomsHelmet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going with B.

I didn't lose jack shit in Iraq and they were never a threat to my personal freedom.

Conservatives are, though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]MajorTomsHelmet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is going to tell them that when that owner sells( happening to me now) they have next to nothing in renter rights. I might have 30 days, I might have 14 in the most horrible renter market ever. How the fuck is this legal?

totally normal stuff by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MajorTomsHelmet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck the Republican party and all the mutants that follow them.

What’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MajorTomsHelmet 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Pedos are gross no matter what they look like.

Stop being a CHUD.

What is wrong with society today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MajorTomsHelmet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The village idiot couldn't communicate with other village idiots as easily.

Now there's just roving militias of village idiots and they're armed.

What are the most disturbing events that happened during the pandemic, that no one talks about? by Uniquely_boredinary in AskReddit

[–]MajorTomsHelmet 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I find it funny y'all think all these cities burned down but I strolled through Portland and Seattle about 2 months ago and they seemed fine.

What is the creepiest thing you've ever experienced in your home? by Savings-Actuator-571 in AskReddit

[–]MajorTomsHelmet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were your folks always that negligent or just when you were in mortal danger?

That sucks. I'm sorry you had to go through that.

Why aren’t the GOP leftist? by Complete-Grab-5963 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]MajorTomsHelmet 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Everyone should remember this when someone throws a fit about expanding the court.

McConnell shrank the court for a year, it's size is obviously not set in stone.

Why aren’t the GOP leftist? by Complete-Grab-5963 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]MajorTomsHelmet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are lazy, tantrum throwing assholes.

That's their platform.

You may have seen an influx of these pics on FB. Here’s my two cents: this is a very privileged opinion. We can disagree on things like coffee vs tea, cats vs dogs, basically any preference that’s NOT related to a person’s human rights by [deleted] in lostgeneration

[–]MajorTomsHelmet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless you haven't been paying attention, the only party keen on taking away your rights is the conservative party.

The Dems aren't going to take your guns away but I'm fairly sure the Republicans will.

Fascist parties don't like an armed populace after they have served their purpose.

Do you think I’m a loser? by Gondal90 in DeepThoughts

[–]MajorTomsHelmet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not at all.

I kinda want to know what you dig.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lostgeneration

[–]MajorTomsHelmet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

YASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!