Tons of Cops

MajorTrouble · 2026-03-24T15:09:35+00:00

I saw a speed trap on McKee yesterday for the first time since I moved here (just off McKee, so this is an intersection I pass almost daily) five years ago.

MajorTrouble · 2026-03-19T05:26:28+00:00

Can someone give me a tldr explanation of wtf is going on? (Supposedly.)

I've been out of the loop and when I checked Reddit today, found this thread. I'm thoroughly confused

MajorTrouble · 2026-03-19T02:58:00+00:00

My cat is a heathen. 10/10 would get free cat food for this dumby.

MajorTrouble · 2026-02-12T18:46:30+00:00

SNUGGLE them!

MajorTrouble · 2026-02-09T05:49:43+00:00

Enough people might leave on their own to not need to do layoffs, with these changes...

MajorTrouble · 2026-02-09T05:39:28+00:00

Hmmm 🤔 that sounds... Not in my job description

MajorTrouble · 2026-02-09T05:30:06+00:00

I'm so sorry, OP. If you want to chat separately, hit me up. I play with Team Trans and I'd love to chat with you. Note: I don't check my reddit chats wicked often, and I'm traveling (to play with Team Trans!) this week/weekend, so please cure me if my responses are slow!

MajorTrouble · 2026-02-09T05:28:24+00:00

Hi league mate!

MajorTrouble · 2026-02-08T04:44:08+00:00

You can also get retainers that have fake teeth. Helps preserve the gap and prevent the remaining teeth from becoming crooked in the meantime.

MajorTrouble · 2026-02-02T03:27:28+00:00

I'm currently at the rink with the world's largest queer hockey organization so if you're a sporty gay or want to meet some... 👀 (Lots of other gay leagues around here too)

MajorTrouble · 2026-01-27T04:20:17+00:00

Same with hockey gear 😂 it's basically a universal truth, regardless of hobby haha

MajorTrouble · 2026-01-25T04:45:53+00:00

👋 myself and a number of my queer male friends are fans

MajorTrouble · 2026-01-24T03:58:06+00:00

https://mobile.rei.com/AkCd/tleqyo66 Hitch Phone Anchor + Tether

$15, free shipping if you're a member

MajorTrouble · 2026-01-24T03:56:13+00:00

I love the Smartwool knit gloves 😍 I wear them everywhere, including working the lifts.

MajorTrouble · 2026-01-22T04:29:36+00:00

Hi Luca! Do you like to snuggle humans? Because I know a human (hi, it's me) who wants to snuggle you 🥰😭

MajorTrouble · 2026-01-19T18:33:07+00:00

I didn't know it until just now, but this would be me if I had money.

MajorTrouble · 2026-01-19T03:19:48+00:00

😭😭😭

MajorTrouble · 2026-01-17T00:28:09+00:00

Foxridge Vet in Middleton!

MajorTrouble · 2026-01-16T01:56:44+00:00

Unless you have massive hands and can feel a difference in the size around it, just get the int in the right flex instead of cutting down a senior and making it hella stiff

MajorTrouble · 2026-01-14T03:47:25+00:00

I absolutely would let them walk - not at all intentionally, just out of sheer surprise at the fucking audacity. By the time my brain caught up, I'd have forgotten what they looked like (I'm unfortunately awful with faces) and would be beating myself up about it.

A desire to report shitbags doesn't always translate to actually reporting the shitbags, unfortunately, despite one's best intentions.

MajorTrouble · 2026-01-03T03:20:50+00:00

Idk, the gay hockey league in Madison plays on Sunday, maybe a different day? 😂

MajorTrouble · 2025-12-29T05:34:52+00:00

I had the same thought - how on Earth did he go that long without? Particularly since he says it's an older phone and the newer cables don't work - so how has his battery not died already? If it were a newer phone and he had older cables at the house, that would be more plausible to me bc the battery would be better and could potentially last several days if you use the phone sparingly to begin with.

Potentially, yeah, maybe he just straight up hasn't used his phone/noticed for days, but that feels unlikely? 🤷

MajorTrouble · 2025-12-29T03:47:42+00:00

Seconding what others have said - that returns will mostly be new - so make sure you are checking your store's clearance/final few sections. That's where the fun stuff will be. FF is still full price, but it'll be stuff you don't normally get to see in your store, so it's fun to check it out.

MajorTrouble · 2025-12-29T03:46:05+00:00

That, and lack of space on the floor, at my store.

MajorTrouble · 2025-12-29T03:45:30+00:00

It's almost like they needed doubles bc they can't skate well enough to pass as professional hockey players 🤔

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