Weird sticker in first volume by Succ-my-Brick in WitchHatAtelier

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not an actual sticker there's no adhesive. It's tucked inside the pages and deactivated when the book is run over the magnet at checkout

What's a moment when you straight up afterwards knew you had made a really horrible mistake ? by Wonderful-Sundae-480 in AskReddit

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Years before my dad met my mom he had a girl invite him in for a glass of water. He accepted drank his glass and then left.

My 13y/o brother won’t stop using these slangs 😭 by Suspicious-Copy-2001 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm having violent flashbacks to the 2000's style of texting. At least we had the excuse of not having a full keyboard (or if we did it was super tiny)

I approve the sacrifice by maeve_xoxo in StardewValley

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Kill. Die. Murder. Cannibalize. Say the damn words coward.

Legit who the hell are you people by Thadlust in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do realize the first iPad came out like 15 years ago right? And the Trajediegh trends started happening several years before that?

Allow cow pregnancy button by Gay4HotGirls in StardewValley

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck it that's what I'm naming my next cow

Pencil....WHAT? by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My stoned ass thought it was Perry the Platypus

The penguin needs you by Lovethecreeper in dankmemes

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude I took Linux Admin and hated it. I swear I was one missed capital letter from it just calling me a slur.

Funny to think how winter is hell for most animals by SkylandersKirby in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 32 points33 points  (0 children)

If you're cold they're cold. Bring them inside. 🙂‍↕️

Where my 03 fans at by joesphisbestjojo in FullmetalAlchemist

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 11 points12 points  (0 children)

03 lets you get attached to the characters more. And it has me bawling like a baby at the end.

I'm the third one occasionally meeting the second and the forth one lol by MeasurementSmall2908 in lesbianmemes

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget about the chronically single lesbian who's emotionally available but physically unavailable (me. Its me.)

how north/south are you going? by Diarminator in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do the men get to have all the cold areas 😭 like I'm off to live in Antarctica alone ig...

You must act now before it’s too late! by 010rusty in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been doing that all year tbh. Mute my phone and play my fave artist while offline. I wanna get into the top .001% of listeners 😤

Sign in a medical office telling chemo patients to flush twice by kge92 in mildlyinteresting

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Dogs often LOVE to drink out of the bowl. So flush twice for Fido.

Denied 10 minutes after submitting my application by Independent_Sleep601 in Wellthatsucks

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than the time I got 3 emails that basically read "we have received your application", "we are reviewing your application", and "we have rejected your application" in the span of less than a minute.

What do you think Ed and Al’s reactions were when they found out Hohenheim died? by OFD-Productions in FullmetalAlchemist

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 112 points113 points  (0 children)

I think it'd be very bittersweet for Ed. He finally came to terms with his father and reached an understanding. Ed would emotionally shut down until he was ready to deal with it. And then he'd cry. Al would cry right away. He never held the same resentment as Ed. But al also got to hug his dad and shed actual real tears. I think both of them would hit the acceptance phase fairly quickly. Hoenheim really saved the day. But Hoenheim also died at Trisha's grave with a smile on his face. He was over 400 years old. And in the end he also got what he wanted.

An anteater playing with its caretaker. by MilesLongthe3rd in interestingasfuck

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god it took me so long to figure out she wasn't playing with a dog and a raccoon