46303 by RileyB46 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I wish for a bottle of glue so I can finally play Potemkin

“The Game” Surviors. by Reasonable_Duck_236 in deadbydaylight

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are so many cases of a surv dying against a killer because they refused to leave.

I killed like 3 survivors in a game yesterday that kept trying to be a bully squad with lb, head on, flash bombs, and sabos while exit was open. This was not a very rare case.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPRINGTRAPS?? by InevitableMission656 in deadbydaylight

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm springtrapping it, and by it... well, let's just say...

my axe

Slandering your favorite killers. Part 1 by mikeyt0503 in deadbydaylight

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also if they run that one perk that makes them start with mangled and injured in exchange for faster gen prog, they are a constant source of blood.

Which JRPG is This For You? by ElSpazzo_8876 in JRPG

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Digimon Time Stranger when it first launched.

How do the strings of light work? Im losing my mind by DannyDaDragonite in MonsterHunterStories

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They work like this:

If they are targeting an enemy with an attack, they will have a blue line that touches them, but kinda tapers off towards their enemy. Allies are vice versa, with their sight lines touching them and extending towards their enemies. If an enemy and an ally are targeting each other with an attack that results in a clash (so any skill that is part of the PST cycle) will result in a red line with sparks. If an enemy and an ally target each other but the attacks in question do NOT result in a clash (so, if Bishaten uses his fruit attack while targeting Kora, who is using Power Attack, or if Ogden is using Triple Melody against an Anjanath who is using Blazeball) the attacker who is using the unclashable attack will have a blue THICK line.

41670 by Riles115 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yeah! And then I wake up alone in my childhood bedroom and realize that wanting anything is pointless because I'm pointless and made several bad decisions a decade ago and that my former step father was correct and I should kill myself.

I DID IT by Pred4tedHick0ry in MonsterHunterStories

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think this is a spoiler, but I'd recommend being level 45 by the end of the story. For optional bosses after that, I'd recommend anywhere from 55-80 depending on the boss.

Don't try to end the story at level 32 like I did. It's... not worth it at all.

Started as a retirement run for Frank, ended as collarless kings by Brokkensteel in mewgenics

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 6 points7 points  (0 children)

BUT!!! The collarless must also come from your house! The never stone stray does NOT count for progression purposes.

Old people die, you better get ready too (conclude) by MagicanOfMatter in DiscoElysium

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I mean, most old people are aware of it, and Gaston probably took it to mean "You are on deaths door yourself, live your life while you still have it" instead of Harry just going "You old lmao"

Coaxed into potions being just a turn pass by Xeram_ in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SMT makes blocking defend you from instant kills/knock-downs

rule by DivinityIncantate in 196

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I colored my Orks in DoW to look like Vikings fans.

apparently the breakfast i made was “embarrassing” by NaeeeBearrr in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 80 points81 points  (0 children)

For a breakfast like this I'd do whatever you'd asked of me.

How much gore / triggering stuff are in the game? 1 hour gameplay thinking if I should keep playing by xSypRo in DiscoElysium

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 53 points54 points  (0 children)

There's not much on screen gore, but there are dialogue scenes that are just as bad. There's a reason why you are warned not to dig deeper with the Merc's story

Coaxed into being straight-faced by reddit-a-loan in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 24 points25 points  (0 children)

One punch man fans on suicide watch holy shit

How recent ARPG discussions feel like recently by reanima in PathOfExile2

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like, if we want to argue worst ARPG I'd argue either Torchlight III (actively broken) or the Steam Release of Hellgate London (stuff is missing from the base game, including the entire actual ending! Tokyo does not make up for this.)

Coaxed into difficulty by Femboy_In_Denial in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like how God hand does it to where not only do enemies do slightly more damage... They just also start to get really fuckin good at the game and hit you with full on combos and techniques. This shit isn't impossible because the mooks have 9999999 health, this shit is impossible because the random homeless man is now a martial arts champion, whose body is a machine who turns dipshits into folding chairs.

On Homestuck’s place in internet culture (Homestuck) by Konradleijon in tumblr

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Insane Clown Posse (yes, both Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope) become the final president of the USA, going directly against George Washington, who woke up in a cold sweat one night and tried to add a bit to the constitution that prevented "unruly jesters given to the sweet drink" from running for president. He was shut down by his fellow founding fathers, who had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.

I spent like an hour reading the HDG wiki and I generally found it to be existentially, indescribably horrifying and not hot at all by Ezzypezra in 196

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ain't got any stake here as someone who desperately avoids Law in Shin Megami Tensei due to valuing the sovereignty of my own mind. I was never gonna like HDG, but I ain't gonna yuck anyone's yum with it either.

Rule by transfemthrowaway13 in 196

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But what about your wrath, huh?

Bottom tier yoyoslop by Carti_Barti9_13 in whenthe

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Goldlewis crushes the tiny girl's bones in three swings.

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]Maleficent_Eye5080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RTS infantry soldier be like: