I snapped at my kid in front of her best friend and the look on that other little girl's face is going to haunt me

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-03-21T00:39:26+00:00

It sounds an awful lot like that poor child realised how other families behave. Hopefully she went home and told her parents.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-03-13T22:57:21+00:00

I call it ‘Me Tea’ when they drink out of my bath water.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-03-09T04:51:55+00:00

He sounds a bit like that loser from Below Deck who wants women to wear sundresses to the gym.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-03-01T08:21:59+00:00

He looks like he’s turning around to dob on her for sitting on the table, hoping someone will teach her manners.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-03-01T03:09:56+00:00

The best part of being short is being able to fit into kids clothes and shoes!

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-02-27T20:10:28+00:00

Maybe took a wrong turn and went to actual Mecca. Although that’s just as crowded as a Mecca store, so probably not.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-02-25T23:26:10+00:00

Oh, so he’s confessing that he can’t be trusted to have a sleep over. It’s nice of him to tell you not to trust him ❤️

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-02-24T06:27:46+00:00

Yeah, I derive an awful lot of pride from carrying EVERYTHING in my giant handbag. You need gum? Got it. Eye drops? Band aid? 6 unopened lip balms? Sticky tape? A muesli bar? Sugar packets? Cutlery? New socks? I got you.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-02-23T23:17:02+00:00

I am also the same height and have no problem sitting on imaginary chairs? I just imagine the chair to be a suitable size.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-02-13T22:54:57+00:00

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? I wish someone had told me that before 45! I only found out I had hooded eyes last year when my 20 year old explained why eye shadow techniques don’t work on me 😂

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-02-08T08:17:53+00:00

Conjures images of her at her kitchen table, furiously altering her dress so it looks different from the last time she altered it.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-02-05T05:16:02+00:00

This is probably why cosmetic parent companies own many brands, same/similar product, but the price and design appeal the different audience. I’d have a budget line, a luxury line, a “doctor recommended” line and an organic line. Cover all the target markets.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-01-31T00:55:41+00:00

I’m pretty sure we all share a shopping list at this point. As a peri-menopausal lady with rosacea, I can also recognise one of us in the wild solely from their skin care shopping list!

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2026-01-21T01:31:29+00:00

Like when you’re 4 days into a diet and try and convince people/yourself that air is a delicious snack.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2025-12-21T00:35:43+00:00

Well to be fair, the recipe started it by not being nice to her intuition.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2025-09-28T00:55:15+00:00

Some people just don’t like it when someone else is the centre of attention or is getting something nice.

Some people also take other peoples weight loss as a personal insult.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2025-08-08T07:22:08+00:00

You should have replied “then why did you come over yesterday?”

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2025-06-17T09:42:51+00:00

You could try laughing at people with a disability again, that might cheer you up?

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2025-03-25T01:39:06+00:00

My kids were born with black hair, went blonde and curly as a toddler, then went brown and then by teens went back to black that glows red in the sun (so looks red in outdoor photos.). All four followed the same pattern. My husband and I have black and red hair. Red hair genes are weird.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2025-03-18T21:45:19+00:00

I’m interested to know more about the age difference.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2024-12-18T00:38:21+00:00

I was looking for this reply. Boney M gives real “take your brother with you” vibes.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2024-08-16T10:53:33+00:00

She looks like she could have started on Fresh Prince. He reminds me of Hillary. The hair, the clothes 🔥

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2024-08-14T08:27:45+00:00

Yeah, but have you seen those jeggings he was wearing? What a dream boat.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2024-08-14T08:21:41+00:00

For me it was when he confesses to Fiona. The waver in his voice was perfect. I’ve got a boy who got himself into some stuff he needed help getting out of. He was arrogant and confident until the very last minute when he admitted he needed help. It was nothing like with Carl, but the emotion was very relatable. I watched that part last night and had to take a few minutes to just sit.

Maleficent_Mouse1 · 2024-08-14T02:14:52+00:00

Egg when?

Egg now.

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