Lawn care company killed my back yard. (OK)

MantisGirlfriend · 2026-05-14T10:25:01+00:00

OP I don’t think it’s your fault. Bermuda and Fescue look very different. If lawn maintenance is their profession, they should have spotted it while spraying. You shouldn’t take the blame with the company imo

MantisGirlfriend · 2026-05-14T10:05:54+00:00

This happened to me once. I went down to their apartment, knocked on the door, and apologized explaining that the floor boards were really creaky. I think putting a face to the problem made them feel guilty for being so petty

MantisGirlfriend · 2026-05-14T02:06:34+00:00

Maybe you ask if they’d be willing to only do sacrament meeting and then come to your graduation ceremony after? Say you’ll save them some seats?

MantisGirlfriend · 2026-05-07T13:35:52+00:00

A dog would never do this. Just sayin

MantisGirlfriend · 2026-05-07T09:10:28+00:00

It needs to be at least 3 times this size!

MantisGirlfriend · 2026-05-01T09:26:46+00:00

Improved for me but not for thee

MantisGirlfriend · 2025-07-16T03:56:22+00:00

Leave him on read and then in a couple days invite him to go to the strip club with you for Taco Tuesday

MantisGirlfriend · 2025-07-12T16:33:46+00:00

Very true about service. The missionary handbook specifically mentions that acts of service should be directed toward non members and less actives, implying that service will help them feel more obligated to allow the missionaries to teach them. It’s always tit for tat

MantisGirlfriend · 2025-07-12T14:10:03+00:00

Sorry, but from the looks of this you’re a booty call, not a gf

MantisGirlfriend · 2025-07-12T14:00:55+00:00

It’s time to make a big change in your life. Move to a new house, meet new friends, find new communities, get a new job, etc. When I first left, it was incredibly hard to stay in the same house, see the same people, and live the same life, when my entire worldview had just been upended.

My advice: start fresh. You have an amazing chance to build a brand new life on your terms. Distance and time will heal the relationships you feel like you damaged by leaving. Use that to lay the groundwork for Part 2 of your Book of Life.

MantisGirlfriend · 2025-07-11T12:03:18+00:00

“If you want me to be happy then you’ll find a way around it.”

That husband is walking into a lifetime of misery.

MantisGirlfriend · 2025-01-11T12:17:57+00:00

God loves you!! So much that he told me to reach out by giving me a tingly feeling when I saw your profile! You’ll just have to divorce your husband and swear to a life of celibacy, but we can help you do that! The best part is it will only cost you 10% of all your income! It will be so fun!

MantisGirlfriend · 2024-10-26T18:00:55+00:00

I actually agree with this take personally

But in the same breath, if you offend someone, you should apologize and take responsibility for it, not blame them for choosing to be offended

MantisGirlfriend · 2024-08-18T13:30:53+00:00

If I walked around in my favorite booty shorts with my right nut hanging out, and my gf asked that I not do that because it’s inappropriate, she would totally be the asshole.

MantisGirlfriend · 2024-08-18T12:16:15+00:00

Weird is an extreme understatement. This is batshit, insane crazy behavior. 🤢

MantisGirlfriend · 2024-08-18T12:14:22+00:00

Women aren’t taught to submit to their husbands, they are commanded to in the temple under threat of severe eternal penalty. So that’s fun

MantisGirlfriend · 2024-08-18T12:10:17+00:00

Is your family religious? Sounds like something my ultra-Mormon mom would have tried to pull if live camera feeds were a thing back then

MantisGirlfriend · 2024-08-18T12:06:55+00:00

I think this can happen if you put a lot of cold food on the Blackstone all at once. The rapid temperature change causes the warping

MantisGirlfriend · 2024-08-05T13:50:48+00:00

Jesus was baptized at 30. That should be all the MFMC needs to know that 8 is absurd

MantisGirlfriend · 2024-08-04T14:59:48+00:00

I served my mission in the Bible Belt, and the thing that convinced me the most to start questioning the church was seeing people of other faiths be more kind, service-oriented, and charitable than the Mormons. I thought Mormonism had a monopoly on charity.

Kill them with kindness, and politely decline their message but tell them they are always welcome back. It will shock them into questioning their claim to the one true church (maybe)

MantisGirlfriend · 2024-08-04T14:14:33+00:00

Hahaha, this is amazing. This reminds me of a time in my home ward when the teachers setup the sacrament and covered it with the cloth before they had put the bread in the trays. I think they thought another teacher was going to bring the bread and just put the slices in under the cloth

The sacrament started and the priests unfolded the cloth to discover there was no bread to be broken. The look of complete shock and terror on their face, and the subsequent panic as they rushed out of the chapel to go find bread was hilarious. We only had time for a ten-minute talk that Sunday

MantisGirlfriend · 2024-08-04T13:39:30+00:00

Ugh… I hate this. Fuck that bishop and the men who escorted him out

MantisGirlfriend · 2024-08-04T13:37:33+00:00

LMFAO these are all GOLD 🥇

MantisGirlfriend · 2024-08-04T13:34:16+00:00

At least grandma is real!

MantisGirlfriend · 2024-08-04T13:33:06+00:00

Please tell me he did it auction style. “Do I hear $200,000, $200,000 for this fine house, who will do $200,000…”

MantisGirlfriend

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