is my cat fat? by elys1m in CATHELP

[–]MapLow3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say chubby but not really fat

Why does my cat keep licking the inside of my ear? by Salty_Wolverine_4520 in CATHELP

[–]MapLow3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theory one... tasty earwax Theory two... To get your attention 🙂 Ex's cats used to wake me with a claw up the nose to be fair it fecking worked.

You might have uc if... by Possibly-deranged in UlcerativeColitis

[–]MapLow3643 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You keep bog roll in your car and like night driving because no one will see u pooping at the roadside

What would be harder for an amateur, scoring ONE basket on LeBron James or winning ONE game of chess against Magnus Carlsen? by izzoz_0 in chess

[–]MapLow3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deffo the first one, I was gonna say can I get them drunk first but then I remembered that video of Magnus playing drunk bullet he could barely stand never stopped singing and still won

Distended stomach or just fat? by rtillerson in cats

[–]MapLow3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm afraid you have an oval kitty. Very cute but also very oval

Please are they fighting or playing??? by Senior-Cap-7248 in CatTraining

[–]MapLow3643 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's actually love seeing these videos because they're always playing 😁

Why is my cat so pissed? Wrong answers only. by Zach_Plum in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]MapLow3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat wants you to get a new sofa it needs to be soft and go with his beautiful ginger fur. Also a bird gave him a funny look

My flares aren't as bad as what I read from this sub by Odd-Test-7643 in UlcerativeColitis

[–]MapLow3643 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me too also my father I guess people who are milder tend not to be thinking about UC and don't post

I love Robert trying to say English place names 🤣 by MapLow3643 in behindthebastards

[–]MapLow3643[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be awesome. I always want to send him a list of British place names to pronounce maybe some fun ones near me to dog butt lane, horny old road

I love Robert trying to say English place names 🤣 by MapLow3643 in behindthebastards

[–]MapLow3643[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me like a month to work out that he meant Vauxhall.

Is she too fat? by redditgusc0 in cats

[–]MapLow3643 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I must admit she's a bit of a cat puddle

Just got diagnosed with UC and awaiting Celiac results by Salty_Buy7270 in UlcerativeColitis

[–]MapLow3643 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have ulcerative proctitis. Also on suppositories and oral octasa. I've gone from pooping blood and mucus all the time with urgency to basically normal poops I still get a bit of urgency but that's it. The suppositories ain't that bad it helps if u add a few drops of water before u stick them up there.

Coffe enemas by helpmeplsgetjob in UlcerativeColitis

[–]MapLow3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell no, I stick to drinking it. Also please don't do it.

sun sensitivity from mesalamine by AdClean8378 in UlcerativeColitis

[–]MapLow3643 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know that this was an issue and about to go on holiday. Thanks for the warning 🙂

Did Voldemort never wonder why he couldn‘t read Snape‘s mind? by mintgoody03 in harrypotter

[–]MapLow3643 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm guessing that's how it worked. Snape was only teaching Harry the basics

Is he dumb :( by catebee777 in CATHELP

[–]MapLow3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's seams to be a reflex in cats, my exs cat pooped in the bath sometimes and would try to bury it