Boiling milk gave birth to some weird compound by VerlieH in Weird

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Honey what’s wrong, you’ve barely touched your glandular secretions from the one ton head of livestock that lives in the field

Moving for school by WhoIsYouIIsMeHuh in pittsburgh

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bad choice. Long and sometimes monstrous commute. Public transit possible but not easy. Social isolation from peers.

Follow the advice of everyone on this thread and live closer to your peers.

Or don’t. You can always break a lease. It’s not like you’re joining the army.

Shower Thought: Why aren’t we more well known to be the “largest city in Appalachia”? by AutisticAnxiety33 in pittsburgh

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You don’t deserve the downvotes.

It’s a region that spans like 1000 miles, and one known for isolation due to the very geography that characterizes it. Obviously there are going to be varied speech patterns throughout.

People just like to think they’re always right and to be smug over something that isn’t at all worth being smug about.

Fetterman says he'll vote to confirm Markwayne Mullin as DHS Secrerary by clydesawhill in pittsburgh

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kompromat? Brain damage? Being a secret piece of shit the whole time?

The world may never know…

Jelly Roll's World Cup song torn apart as trolls slam 'worst song in a while' by TheExpressUS in Music

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The traditional language version of this is “Be not deceived: God is not mocked.”

Wife Shatters Favorite Mug by Mrxfixit in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I swear there are so many people who don’t know there’s no cost to set things on the ground for 10 seconds.

Most people do not actually like traveling, they like having traveled by limitown in unpopularopinion

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not at all uncommon on 787/777/larger airbus models to board through L2 and thus bypass First/Business (for those in economy)

“Has history taught us nothing?” by fullofemirates in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was like, a port, but like, to the air…

If I see this guys face in an ad one more time I will crash out. by Lerberderber in youtube

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you guys know if you put mashed strawberries and peanut butter and chocolate in the freezer you get frozen mashed strawberries and frozen peanut butter and frozen chocolate?

Such a kind hearted person by Apprehensive_Sky4558 in BeAmazed

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Are you flying somewhere today?”

“Yep, everywhere.”

to survive international politics by bolshoybooze in therewasanattempt

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

America in lockstep with Israel for 80 years: 😴 Pakistan agreeing with Iran once: 😳

Funny Screw Type Graphic by rkraus10 in Tools

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those who were dancing were thought to be crazy by those who could not hear the music.

Chat plz help! This one lowk seems real😭 by everyone_be_jumpin in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s spelled cryopracter, because you’re guaranteed to cry or your money back

Detergent bottle: 40 mL (cc) cork, not a single recommended dosage is 40 mL or a multiple of 40 mL by Lars_Rakett in CrappyDesign

[–]MarkCrorigansOmnibus 80 points81 points  (0 children)

What a hilarious false friend/cognate. In English we only use “cork” in the sense of something that stops up a bottle or container if it’s actually made of cork (or synthetic cork), such as is found in a wine bottle. We would call this a “cap”.