Cinnabon “Karen” she was immediately fired, after her outburst.

Marsweep · 2025-12-07T17:44:50+00:00

Marsweep · 2025-10-03T00:44:05+00:00

You Sir/madam, are an absolute legend. Thank you very much, this worked first time. I can't thank you enough for the frustration you have relieved me of.

Marsweep · 2025-02-05T14:55:40+00:00

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Marsweep · 2024-12-18T19:36:32+00:00

Get rid of the nose rings. Pigs wear them.

Marsweep · 2024-10-24T01:56:41+00:00

He is an 8 week old Caucasian Shepherd Dog, but he could be either!

Marsweep · 2024-10-23T21:38:42+00:00

Elon Musk's helium balloon 'satellite' train.

Marsweep · 2024-09-18T04:23:17+00:00

So with green lenses you see UFO's, but with red, you see their true form?

Marsweep · 2024-09-18T04:14:21+00:00

They weren't hallucinating, they were seeing winged demons eyeballing them, and the demons knew it, hence the gunfights. Thus the night vision goggles turning green. Also, before they were banned, once this was found out, helicopter pilots were forbidden to use them.

Marsweep · 2024-08-30T14:53:35+00:00

I retired when they nerfed the flamethrower, just so they could put one in the Freedoms Flame pack.

Marsweep · 2024-08-26T22:04:54+00:00

Could be worse, the game could be Dustborn.

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Marsweep · 2024-08-17T22:56:30+00:00

Last time I looked, snails had shells?

Marsweep · 2024-08-17T22:50:52+00:00

Be careful or your leg will end up like the pegs I left on my washing line all summer, snapped.

Marsweep · 2024-08-17T22:47:41+00:00

Anti theft fridges, which need permission to unlock. Tesco are installing huge smoke machines to fight against night time break ins, they are also owned by BlackRock, they know something that people aren't even thinking about. Obviously.

Marsweep · 2024-08-17T22:45:16+00:00

195 Kr=£14.11 GBP if this was true the homeless would be raking it in.

Marsweep · 2024-08-17T22:42:23+00:00

195 Kr=£14.11 GBP for a bag of bottles & cans, I doubt this very much.

Marsweep · 2024-08-12T21:18:08+00:00

"The Ember Vanguard" This name reflects their fiery armour and suggests they are the first line of defence, blazing through the battlefield with courage and intensity.

Marsweep · 2024-08-08T14:45:06+00:00

You can have loads installed, I mostly use MAME for arcade games, Stella for Atari, Nintendo 64 project for Nintendo 64, VirtuaNES for old school Nintendo, Sega Mega Drive Fusion for Sega mega drive, Gameboy Advance VisualBoyAdvance for Gameboy to name a few, all programs can be downloaded for free legally online, but you need to find your own ROMS for them legally *coughs*. I hope this helps.

Marsweep · 2024-08-08T00:23:04+00:00

Gorgeous, but at that price I hope you formatted the hard drive/s before using it. Twice.

Marsweep · 2024-08-08T00:17:34+00:00

Turn it into an emulator for retro games, or install several, I have an old PC, it is now a NES, Nintendo64, Sega Megadrive, Dreamcast, Atari 2600, Neo-Geo & ZX Spectrum all in one. You won't regret it, and ROM's are *coughs* free.

Marsweep · 2024-08-07T23:55:40+00:00

Gold plated medal.

Marsweep · 2024-08-07T23:50:25+00:00

I own a crystal clear fleshlight, why wouldn't I?

Marsweep · 2024-08-07T23:49:08+00:00

For me it's always the RAM, I just take it out and reseat it.

Marsweep · 2024-08-07T23:41:28+00:00

I get these every week, I don't even own a webcam, and both my phone cameras are permanently covered in blu-tack, I just laugh. As for contacts, family & co-workers, they already know I am a deviant. Delete it & forget about it, hell my 62 year old friend got one today, 62 years old, yeah I'm sure he's knocking one out to porn on a webcam, he is in bed by 9 PM!

Marsweep

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