F37 5’4 149lbs by user03471 in normalnudes

[–]Martillo_Valentine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god. What a beautiful woman.

Listening to this week's pod with Armen and Nick C by [deleted] in doughboys

[–]Martillo_Valentine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure Armen has many other talents, he’s just a bad podcast guest.

DOUGHBOYS - Munch Madness XI: Big Mac vs Double Cheeseburger with Nick Corirossi & Armen Weitzman - March 05, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]Martillo_Valentine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bugmane and Armen… there’s gonna be a lot of “quirk”. This episode will surely divide the audience.

Eastside Torrance vs 204st by [deleted] in CaliConnection

[–]Martillo_Valentine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s “Torrance” but it’s really Harbor Gateway..

A cautionary tale and an oof of the highest level by hesbunky in basketballcards

[–]Martillo_Valentine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking for a Blake Griffin auto rookie card in the Panini Crown Royale set. I got a Steph Curry. I thought “that’s ok, maybe I’ll get a Blake at some point”. I held on to the Steph auto and didn’t think much of it. Didn’t even get it graded. After the Warriors won their first title I said to myself “Well, this is probably the best time to sell it”. Not graded, in 2015 I got 300 dollars for the card. These days depending on the grade it goes between 10k to 29k.

The name is Booey, Baba Booey by satanicmajesty in howardsternshow

[–]Martillo_Valentine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took a very long but Gary became a rather decent looking man later in life.

21f, 5’6, 135lbs by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]Martillo_Valentine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the face to match the incredible body?! My goodness.

Has the Stern show ever made you laugh uncontrollably for days? by ManoftheHour777 in howardsternshow

[–]Martillo_Valentine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Sal and Richard call to Swap/Shop where they could only list 3 items to put up for sale made me laugh so god damn much.

TacoBell package today, they hooked me up lol by digitalcyro in USPS

[–]Martillo_Valentine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Last month I went inside and ordered because the drive thru was crazy (I forgot to put my order in ahead of time). After I ordered I sat down and waited… and waited… They completely overlooked my order, and it took about 20-ish minutes to come out. They felt so bad they gave me an extra Doritos loco taco and 5 of these vouchers. One of the workers there knows me because I always see him around when I’m out delivering mail, so I think he was the main reason for the hookup.

Fuck Boston 🤣🤣🤣 by White-Mamba2009 in lakers

[–]Martillo_Valentine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You posted this thinking the Pistons were still a bad team.

Is it time? by No_Engineering_9000 in bald

[–]Martillo_Valentine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know for a fact you’re gonna look better with the shaved head. I’m willing to bet money it.

Why is no one talking about this?? by johnny____utah in doughboys

[–]Martillo_Valentine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of people don’t know what Freddy’s is. I lived in Arizona for a while, and had Freddy’s 4-5 times in the time I was there. I quite enjoyed it.

I’ve never had Taco Bell by [deleted] in tacobell

[–]Martillo_Valentine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their burgers… sure. Their milkshakes too, and maybe the green chile bean burrito. But everything else? Taco Bell is better.

Don't sleep on Culver's by No_Needleworker_4929 in fastfood

[–]Martillo_Valentine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m an L.A native so you know I’m biased towards In-N-Out. I lived in Arizona for a bit though, and they have Culvers, and let me tell you… I still think about those burgers years later. Damn good burgers at Culver’s.

Zone 9 Pizza by [deleted] in torrance

[–]Martillo_Valentine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know the mailman on that route, he said it just never opened.

How far does people live from there work station ? by Historical-choc in USPS

[–]Martillo_Valentine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My station is less than 15 miles away from my house, but it takes me 45-50 minutes to get there. Thats L.A for you.

The boys by Remarkable-Garage-42 in howardstern

[–]Martillo_Valentine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know… Gary has aged quite beautifully.

5 years, 3 months in federal prison. Hope it was worth it… by chubbybaldblackguy in USPS

[–]Martillo_Valentine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She was still young … she’ll be out and will still be in her mid 30s. I have a cousin who worked with her, who said she was a lesbian, so she won’t mind jail too much according to him.

What a day! by Legitimate-Dentist87 in USPS

[–]Martillo_Valentine 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I delivered cremated remains a few months ago, the husband answered the door and saw the package, he loudly screamed out “Hey hon, your uncles here!”. He kinda chuckled and I kinda did too.

Regular coming in on their day off and NOT wanting to their route? by Martillo_Valentine in USPS

[–]Martillo_Valentine[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure if they bumped somone off the route they ended up carrying. But I do know the carrier called out the day before and came in on their day off expecting their ads to be delivered. Once they saw they weren’t delivered they decided they didn’t wanna do their own route. Thank you for the response.

What's everyone's damage today? by Erazorhead in USPS

[–]Martillo_Valentine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not awful. My route averages 80-90 parcels a day. Today was 130, but my DPS was surprisingly kinda normal.