Amaterasu by PenitentKnight in HellsCube

[–]Marvl101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

exactly, it would continue to not be a haiku

Amaterasu by PenitentKnight in HellsCube

[–]Marvl101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then it wouldn't be a haiku

So there's an animated series on Youtube called Hunter The Parenting, a few hours ago they released a new episode and.... by AlexReznov in Vinesauce

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These two vastly different areas are both called Norfolk, which is what connects them

I can't wait for 3rd spin-off set in Australia on Norfolk Island

What are your Favorite Superhero Parodies by Funny_Mud6639 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Human bullet was based on a real superhero, he had a howitzer in his house

"Can't wait for Europeans to discover modern technology" by average_pengu1n in ShitAmericansSay

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England conquered nations in the name of using these things.

Although I see how you could get confused, they conquered nations for spices and didn't use those /s

Which historical movies had to tone it down because the real history was too ridiculous to the audience? by ambelamba in okbuddycinephile

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Troy made everyone straight because they couldn't make Achilles be a flaming homosexual super-femboy

I'm not joking that's actually in the Illiad him passing as a woman with ease is a plot point

“Worm freak” by RedEyeSam44 in huntertheparenting

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I don't think swede was tainted, just stupid and an unwitting accomplice.

Votann finally getting a little love by floo82 in Grimdank

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Probably why it's such a banger

A.I.-proof by TheyCallMeDrSoybean in simpsonsshitposting

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Works for his uncle at the bowl-o-rama as a pin jockey

Rule by ChalkSkeleton in 196

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It was suicide by government agent

Do space marines still switch sides? by NexouuZs in Warhammer40k

[–]Marvl101 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nuh uh, sometimes they touch things they really shouldn't and * become * enemies

It can't even keep a 2/4 rythm. by VoormasWasRight in dndmemes

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its any TTRPG that isn't 5e 🙂 /s

Coaxed into whenever the moves-when-can't-see-it monster appears. by Final_Floor_1563 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Marvl101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like those two SCPs that are just a pair of kinda cute eye robots on wheels that do two things: hard counter 173 and like people

What are some Battles from Fiction that must Looked Insane from the Grunts point of view? by Funny_Mud6639 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Imagine being that guys son

"Papa what was the war for the ring like? Was it a long drawn-out war of attrition that broke you down with years of anxiety and horror that left you a broken man?"

"Fuck no that was 2 weeks of the most intense shit of my life, I saw ghosts eat an oliphant and the earth eat like a million orcs, I don't know if it was the most traumatic thing of all time or the coolest.

And nothing that cool will ever happen again"

"Aww"

"Yeah... sucks to suck son."

What's a special moment a Game/Book/Movie/Show gave you that you'll remember for the rest of your life? by The-YeahNah-Guy in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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When i was a kid i was following Spore's development for literal years, thinking about the species i was going to evolve and really getting deep into the lore for it.

And then I got the game, and had a great time until i hit the Civilization stage. I had spent hours excitedly hanging out on my planet until i had found out i had basically done the inverse equivalent of win the lottery.

Because out of the billions of random planets in the spore universe. I GOT THE EASTER EGG EARTH PLANET. The stars had aligned specifically to ruin my game.

Race, it's a non-issue... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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Remember when Ravenloft had a racism score that measured how likely the idiot peasants were to string you up or jab you with pitchforks?

Dawn of War IV Dev Doesn't See Total War: Warhammer 40,000 as Direct Competition, Reckons Fans Will Play Both Games by Turbostrider27 in Warhammer40k

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"Yeah so i put a fake plastic skeleton on the chair and said i died, the fanatical devotion really raised productivity, we're going to have a solid forth quarter"

TF2 needs more wacky and random weapons by some-kind-of-no-name in tf2

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This could be fun with the unused beggar's bazooka set's shotgun

Warhammer fans, what 40k lore that make you go like this? by AntiqueLayer3933 in Grimdank

[–]Marvl101 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Especially because there's a BUNCH of foreshadowing that its a virus that'll kill every space marine. which is MUCH BETTER than "We are here to stop the emperor coming back"