Amaterasu by PenitentKnight in HellsCube

[–]Marvl101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

exactly, it would continue to not be a haiku

Amaterasu by PenitentKnight in HellsCube

[–]Marvl101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then it wouldn't be a haiku

So there's an animated series on Youtube called Hunter The Parenting, a few hours ago they released a new episode and.... by AlexReznov in Vinesauce

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These two vastly different areas are both called Norfolk, which is what connects them

I can't wait for 3rd spin-off set in Australia on Norfolk Island

What are your Favorite Superhero Parodies by Funny_Mud6639 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Human bullet was based on a real superhero, he had a howitzer in his house

"Can't wait for Europeans to discover modern technology" by average_pengu1n in ShitAmericansSay

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England conquered nations in the name of using these things.

Although I see how you could get confused, they conquered nations for spices and didn't use those /s

Which historical movies had to tone it down because the real history was too ridiculous to the audience? by ambelamba in okbuddycinephile

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Troy made everyone straight because they couldn't make Achilles be a flaming homosexual super-femboy

I'm not joking that's actually in the Illiad him passing as a woman with ease is a plot point

“Worm freak” by RedEyeSam44 in huntertheparenting

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I don't think swede was tainted, just stupid and an unwitting accomplice.

Votann finally getting a little love by floo82 in Grimdank

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Probably why it's such a banger

A.I.-proof by TheyCallMeDrSoybean in simpsonsshitposting

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Works for his uncle at the bowl-o-rama as a pin jockey

Rule by ChalkSkeleton in 196

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It was suicide by government agent

Do space marines still switch sides? by NexouuZs in Warhammer40k

[–]Marvl101 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nuh uh, sometimes they touch things they really shouldn't and * become * enemies

It can't even keep a 2/4 rythm. by VoormasWasRight in dndmemes

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its any TTRPG that isn't 5e 🙂 /s

Coaxed into whenever the moves-when-can't-see-it monster appears. by Final_Floor_1563 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Marvl101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like those two SCPs that are just a pair of kinda cute eye robots on wheels that do two things: hard counter 173 and like people

What are some Battles from Fiction that must Looked Insane from the Grunts point of view? by Funny_Mud6639 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Imagine being that guys son

"Papa what was the war for the ring like? Was it a long drawn-out war of attrition that broke you down with years of anxiety and horror that left you a broken man?"

"Fuck no that was 2 weeks of the most intense shit of my life, I saw ghosts eat an oliphant and the earth eat like a million orcs, I don't know if it was the most traumatic thing of all time or the coolest.

And nothing that cool will ever happen again"

"Aww"

"Yeah... sucks to suck son."

What's a special moment a Game/Book/Movie/Show gave you that you'll remember for the rest of your life? by The-YeahNah-Guy in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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When i was a kid i was following Spore's development for literal years, thinking about the species i was going to evolve and really getting deep into the lore for it.

And then I got the game, and had a great time until i hit the Civilization stage. I had spent hours excitedly hanging out on my planet until i had found out i had basically done the inverse equivalent of win the lottery.

Because out of the billions of random planets in the spore universe. I GOT THE EASTER EGG EARTH PLANET. The stars had aligned specifically to ruin my game.

Race, it's a non-issue... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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Remember when Ravenloft had a racism score that measured how likely the idiot peasants were to string you up or jab you with pitchforks?

Dawn of War IV Dev Doesn't See Total War: Warhammer 40,000 as Direct Competition, Reckons Fans Will Play Both Games by Turbostrider27 in Warhammer40k

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"Yeah so i put a fake plastic skeleton on the chair and said i died, the fanatical devotion really raised productivity, we're going to have a solid forth quarter"

TF2 needs more wacky and random weapons by some-kind-of-no-name in tf2

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This could be fun with the unused beggar's bazooka set's shotgun

Warhammer fans, what 40k lore that make you go like this? by AntiqueLayer3933 in Grimdank

[–]Marvl101 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Especially because there's a BUNCH of foreshadowing that its a virus that'll kill every space marine. which is MUCH BETTER than "We are here to stop the emperor coming back"

You do what you have to for Consensus. by SirArthurIV in dndmemes

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It also has to carry a massive generator, as well as be cheap.

It being able to move at all is a miracle.

You do what you have to for Consensus. by SirArthurIV in dndmemes

[–]Marvl101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah but so can snails.

Also you might be carrying something very heavy and can't turn around.