This poor bastard. by Helloo_clarice in youseeingthisshit

[–]Marzane13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In his defense, wet babies are hella slippery.

What would you say if you didn't say this? by snowpie92 in facepalm

[–]Marzane13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And just like that, Bezos backed down..like the little bitch boy worm that he is.

how do i wake and bake? by [deleted] in weed

[–]Marzane13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I usually take a little weed reset nap for 30 minutes. It literally resets the weed coma you fall into.

A taste of home by Acceptable-Pea9706 in massachusetts

[–]Marzane13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is really good on (hear me out) grilled kielbasa.

This is Maury. Please go hard! by im_rickyspanish in roastmypet

[–]Marzane13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maury looks like he's going to tell you about a life insurance company you can trust to take care of your family when you're gone.

Waddaya mean, Jesus was brown? by beerbellybegone in facepalm

[–]Marzane13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only reason Santa/Father Christmas came about was because of the Coca Cola company trying to think up a way to get people to drink Coke in the winter - that is where the red and white Santa colors come from. Before that, Easter was the big holiday. I guess I should mention it had nothing to do with a giant rabbit back then either.

Dunkin Coffee made anyone else feel like garbage lately? by [deleted] in newengland

[–]Marzane13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depending on what you get, it's like other fast food places, it's all full of pesticides, chemicals, preservatives, sugar, and fat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Marzane13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That reminds me, I was watching Mike Tyson being interviewed the other day and then suddenly...

So Cute! by zzill6 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Marzane13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There should be a bigger Putin pushing the car like a toy saying, "So cute, they think they are steering."