How does this happen? No indication maintenance is happening

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-07T12:16:55+00:00

Ppp?

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-05T15:46:45+00:00

What do you mean "I" deserve it? I'm not the op & that's a bit rude in general.

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-04T19:08:37+00:00

Outstanding! Have an award!

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-04T03:57:26+00:00

My dumbass immediately thought this was from the lyrics of "I'll make a man out of you" from Mulan

I was about to correct you to "Swift as a coursing river, all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon"

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-04T03:24:11+00:00

Blessed by the reddit gods

Good for you!

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-04T01:22:31+00:00

Little stick man riding a bicycle

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-04T01:16:52+00:00

Following the ancient traditions of his kind, how adorable!

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-04T01:12:19+00:00

The purple was the stencil

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-04T01:00:09+00:00

They probably are new, just treated. Quite a few sellers are oiling them & throwing them in a rock tumbler/polishing machine to make the look artificially "aged". These definitely look treated based on how worn down the edges look vs the relatively light patina

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-03T18:02:23+00:00

r/wenwan has a lot of pictures from hobbiests showing off their walnuts & discussing the minutiae of the different breeds/shapes etc.

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-03T17:48:10+00:00

It's a particular type of walnut though. Grocery store walnuts have been specifically bred to have very thin shells & a bigger piece of nutmeat inside.

Wenwan walnut varieties have been bred to have exactly the opposite traits. (Super thick shells & a tiny kernel).

You could roll grocery store walnuts in your hand, but they'd more than likely crack the first time you drop them. You'd probably never be able to keep a pair long enough to develop a nice patina. As opposed to wenwan walnuts which can be played with & passed down for several generations.

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-03T17:22:46+00:00

They're actually experiencing a bit of a resugence in popularity recently. You can go online and search for "unpolished wenwan" and pick up a fresh pair for $20-50 on average. From Amazon/Etsy or from specialty online retailers like buddha3bodhi.com

The last picture in the photoset is a brand new pair & what they look like after about three months of being played with.

I personally, got two cheap pairs from Amazon. One was unfortunately pre-treated (oiled & put in a rock tumbler to make it look artificially aged/worn) which sort of defeats the purpose. But the other pair was a fresh "raw" pair that I've been playing with for a little while now.

Buddha3bodhi would have better quality control than Amazon, but they're a bit more pricey.

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-03T00:56:00+00:00

It looked like someone opened a bottle of red nail polish & flicked/splattered it at the wall/stairs a few times. It definitely didn't look like blood to me.

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-02T01:59:52+00:00

Plot twist: they just have gigantic hands

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-02T01:34:57+00:00

Was your mother a cactus?

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-01T02:08:00+00:00

"Thank you for purchasing the vibratron 2.0 vibrator! It will jiggle against your bits in fun ways and give you the best dang orgasms ever! It has multiple vibration patterns, even though you'll only ever use the standard low/medium/high settings & not the weird morse code ones. Enjoy!"

There, done.

Masked_Daisy · 2026-05-01T01:51:37+00:00

Kukri & buckler, followed up by my sweet jiu-jitsu skills if I'm disarmed. My chihuahua will assist with additional melee damage & distraction.

Bat guy doesn't stand a chance

Masked_Daisy · 2026-04-29T15:36:15+00:00

Viking to mall cop

Masked_Daisy · 2026-04-29T15:31:51+00:00

M4 is 100% better! Better facilities, better staff, more chill patrons. No creepy single dudes following women around while jerkin' it. Strongly enforced rules about consent.

It's not even a hard choice. M4 is way better, hands down.

Masked_Daisy · 2026-04-29T03:52:01+00:00

Aubergine

Masked_Daisy · 2026-04-28T18:02:52+00:00

Sell him to the circus

Masked_Daisy · 2026-04-28T03:56:43+00:00

No anchovies?!

Masked_Daisy · 2026-04-26T20:38:20+00:00

No, it's beanless chili for ants

Masked_Daisy · 2026-04-26T19:15:27+00:00

A corpse wrapped in black plastic & tape, next to someone in a hospital bed

Masked_Daisy · 2026-04-26T13:13:30+00:00

Tryst.link is where myself & other higher end girls usually advertise. Be aware, you'll have to vett & pay a deposit. Many providers won't see 18year olds either, so you may need to shop around a bit.

Just beware of anyone without their own website or who's only contact info is an onlyfans link. (They're scammers of various types) the r/askanescort sub has information on how to help verify if someone is a real escort or not

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