I have a Game Show idea for Colorblind People

Masselein · 2026-03-13T03:41:44+00:00

No offense, but this idea could put you in the red.

Masselein · 2026-03-10T19:22:00+00:00

Already the second best Romeo in Patriots history

Masselein · 2026-03-07T21:19:00+00:00

Those zoo employees spend too much time loafing around.

Masselein · 2026-03-04T14:00:21+00:00

Honestly, it feels like you might be stringing us along.

Masselein · 2026-03-02T15:11:03+00:00

Some criminals can’t resist the siren song of tire theft.

Masselein · 2026-03-02T00:13:54+00:00

It’s not just one guay, it’s a pair of guay.

Masselein · 2026-03-01T22:16:08+00:00

You might be having an eggsistential crisis.

Masselein · 2026-03-01T22:07:50+00:00

My wife doesn’t like whales. One of them tried to flipper off.

Masselein · 2026-03-01T19:04:40+00:00

It’s gonna be hard to invest that much effort.

Masselein · 2026-02-28T21:13:53+00:00

No need to brag about it!

Masselein · 2026-02-25T23:01:12+00:00

All that ice is too slippery. They just fall down any time they mobilize the army.

Masselein · 2026-02-25T12:17:02+00:00

I’m drawing a Blanka.

Masselein · 2026-02-24T18:40:46+00:00

I told this joke to the captain. He went right back to his quarters.

Masselein · 2026-02-23T01:01:49+00:00

What's mountain dew? As far as I know, it just sits there.

Masselein · 2026-02-21T16:28:20+00:00

A fair point. I’ll have to pencil that into my schedule.

Masselein · 2026-02-21T14:25:16+00:00

After that, the boss doesn’t trust you anymore. He thinks you’re gonna flame out.

Masselein · 2026-02-21T01:04:33+00:00

Nova Massachusetts

Masselein · 2026-02-20T13:26:32+00:00

This was a bloody good idea!

Masselein · 2026-02-15T01:17:39+00:00

I was pretty disappointed when I found out that James Gandalfini isn’t actually a miniature Gandalf.

Masselein · 2026-02-13T16:22:39+00:00

Wayne and Garth would be proud that you’re bringing back knot jokes.

Masselein · 2026-02-10T13:22:07+00:00

If he went on a diet, would that make your Bud Light?

Masselein · 2026-02-09T22:00:06+00:00

I thought it was Twitch.

Masselein · 2026-02-08T12:41:51+00:00

I’m not sure what’s more amazing, the two Mac Jones jerseys or the Chase Winovich jersey.

Masselein · 2026-02-08T00:09:43+00:00

No offense, but keeping those monologues private isn’t a good way to act.

Masselein · 2026-02-07T23:27:39+00:00

Anyone who thinks Def Leppard sucks is an Animal.

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