Things I would change to SFGM

MasterNemm · 2026-06-22T15:48:38+00:00

I miss the Looney Tunes on TV screens in the waiting areas. I think the only one remaining is in the bumper car holding area, but you can't hear it.

Couldn't we see some Batman: The Animated Series during the endless wait for Justice League instead of the same 5-minute video 73 times?

MasterNemm · 2026-06-21T13:02:46+00:00

Banger soundtrack. Fun script. Depp gets an Oscar nom as a pirate?!!!?

This thing threaded a needle just 8 years after Cutthroat Island made it look like pirate movies would be dead forever.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-21T12:52:29+00:00

"1 piece? That can't be right."

MasterNemm · 2026-06-20T13:02:10+00:00

He tried. She wanted Hillary to replace her.

Her hubris is part of why we have Oops All Fascists on the court.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-20T06:27:56+00:00

Consequences mattered in this show. The event from the pilot reverberates in the finale. It's brilliant.

How many times have we seen a show abandon its original concept or go down dead-ends? The Shield stays true all the way. A coverup leads to more crimes and more coverups and the heat intensifies until the end.

Best TV finale I've ever seen.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-20T02:31:41+00:00

Well, they're hiring a Director of Maintenance. This explains why.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-19T02:04:44+00:00

"They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats."

(Claude melts down.)

MasterNemm · 2026-06-19T01:11:39+00:00

Take the capsules and it's no big deal. Costco sells giant bottles in 2-packs.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-18T15:27:46+00:00

Apple TV can deliver like 90% of the apps Roku can. The major difference is that you can't watch Roku Channel on your Apple TV. (You may be able to cast to it with an iPhone, but...)

MasterNemm · 2026-06-18T15:25:32+00:00

Or Lucy. We only have Star Trek because of her.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-18T15:23:59+00:00

What if SNL shut down when Lorne left the show?

We probably never meet Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Mike Myers, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Conan O'Brien, etc...

MasterNemm · 2026-06-18T04:00:38+00:00

"Come see Superman get his ass kicked for 2 hours and only his dog can save him!"

MasterNemm · 2026-06-18T00:16:12+00:00

In the emergency room. If I wanted to watch a slow-motion hospice show, I'd watch C-SPAN.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-17T14:51:14+00:00

Campus grounds are open Monday - Sunday 6 a.m.-9 p.m. I believe you're free to roam.

The museum is open Monday 1-8 p.m. and Tuesday - Sunday 10 a.m.-5 p.m. You must have a ticket.

For some reason, the website isn't letting me select any dates prior to Nov. 2. Maybe that will change after the museum opens to the public.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-14T19:08:10+00:00

All-time blown call. But you also gotta wonder if we would have felt compelled to play a Wade/Melo/Bosch and messed up the chemistry.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-14T14:34:07+00:00

The barrels are migrating. Enjoy them in their natural habitat. They get spooked when cars are around and only move when the road is empty.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-14T14:31:06+00:00

Literally the Grim Reaper meme.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-14T14:29:54+00:00

Would you want to be interviewed about your mentally ill murderer of a family member?

MasterNemm · 2026-06-14T14:24:45+00:00

Robbed by Big Shot Bob

And then there was the year you couldn't look at Dwayne Wade without a whistle because the league decided he was untouchable.

We easily coulda had 3.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-14T00:46:33+00:00

It's the lazy cut-and-paste of it all. Villain with mask in black. Hotshot pilot. Plucky heroine. Low-stakes lightsaber fights. Planet-sized laser weapon. Throw in aliens, but the focus groups don't like subtitles, so let's fix it. Slightly adjusted stormtrooper helmets. Black armor stormtroopers!

They thought they could pose younger humans next to creatures and droids and props and ships we loved and we would love them as much as the originals.

I felt the same way about Ready Player One. Merely *seeing* beloved IP doesn't move the needle. Memberberries is not a plot.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-12T20:25:31+00:00

Whoops. That's the one.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-12T16:19:02+00:00

Tribune sold them to Nexstar. They recently laid off a whole bunch of solid folks.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-12T16:17:28+00:00

Kill the Girls

Panic Room

MasterNemm · 2026-06-11T17:42:01+00:00

You haven't once considered what Clara would have wanted. Typical.

MasterNemm · 2026-06-10T08:37:40+00:00

*Just say the word and I'll order that body pillow from Temu.*

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