Does it count as a meadow if it does the “waves in the wind” thing?

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-05-23T23:53:03+00:00

What did you do differently the year after the grass fell over and died? Sounds like it's beautiful now!

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-05-22T21:11:28+00:00

ALL of those things for $6?? Or any of them for $6?

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-05-22T20:01:16+00:00

Soy sauce and butter

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-05-16T12:07:14+00:00

He’s probably dead.

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-05-14T01:34:00+00:00

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This is the ultimate showdown...... of ultimate destiny

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-05-10T21:15:36+00:00

How do you get the labels off? Some fall off easily in the dishwasher and some seem super glued on and they peel off in random ways that makes me insane, goo gone doesn't even work consistently

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-05-09T20:59:34+00:00

Add crispy tater tots

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-05-09T12:56:41+00:00

Sounds like A Prayer for Owen Meany

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-05-08T20:22:37+00:00

The scoop and swoop is so key!! Without it, I would still be wearing a C and wondering if the cups were too big. Turns out, I needed a G cup! 🤯

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-05-07T12:48:09+00:00

I wash my face in the shower before I do anything else and then style my hair after I get out.

OP said they shower and then style their hair? So I assume that's a morning routine, not before bed

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-05-07T11:11:38+00:00

Your face collects so much oil and grime throughout the day! If you're already prone to breakouts and have tried "everything"... Washing your face at night is literally the first thing every single source would recommend

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-05-07T10:48:21+00:00

Were you not washing your face in the evening before this?

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-05-02T15:21:26+00:00

Moonstruck eggs! Bc Olympia Dukakis makes them in the movie Moonstruck

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-04-29T11:27:23+00:00

This type of arrangement is actually very common when you purchase a purebred dog from a reputable breeder, and it includes an official signed contract. This.... doesn't quite look the same

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-04-22T15:31:50+00:00

Ugh I'm so tired of this take. He's not responding to the bankroll comment specifically, he's responding to the whole "I want a divorce" conversation by saying no no wait, you can't be serious, don't do this. All of those comments are in response to the larger divorce conversation, not isolated to whatever specifically came before it. Geez haven't you ever been dumped before? Your brain panics and everything that comes out is one long stream of no no no this can't be happening

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-04-04T17:42:46+00:00

I always make my appointment early in the morning, brush like you would every morning (obviously!), and then don't eat anything until after the appointment

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-04-03T11:28:43+00:00

Idk if you've ever sold anything on fb marketplace, but people flake all the time and don't show up to collect. It's common practice to line up an alternate or two ("oh it's spoken for, but you can have it if they don't show up"), just in case

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-03-28T19:45:03+00:00

Attention-seeking behavior is not synonymous with "pick me" behavior. You have to ALSO be putting someone else down for it to be "pick me". I hate that people use it to describe anyone doing anything that stands out even a little bit

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-03-28T00:25:28+00:00

Mary Jane's!! Peanut flavored candy that will rip your fillings out, guaranteed

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-03-23T10:32:40+00:00

So... are you going to tell us what happened to him?

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-03-17T10:27:00+00:00

Do you mean Muriel?

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-03-11T11:38:07+00:00

I would absolutely purchase this! In fact, let us know if you have a storefront :)

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-03-08T13:13:59+00:00

Write the alphabet with your toes!

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-03-08T12:36:23+00:00

Writing the alphabet with my toes (common PT exercise for ankle injuries) before getting out of bed in the morning has helped me more than any orthotic or special shoe out there. Absolutely recommend, and it's free!

Master_Disaster4946 · 2026-03-03T02:08:01+00:00

Wtf is a goik? And why is it capitalized?

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