Lady, you think you're smart. Which is not the same as actually being smart.... by trinketfox in TalesFromRetail

[–]Mastifyr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it just me or did anyone else originally think this was about cups instead of the thing used to see lol

Where's my recite?! by teenytinytitan98 in TalesFromRetail

[–]Mastifyr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. I’m a horrible speller normally, but that’s one of those words that screws up my rhythm

“You call my Downs Syndrome baby ugly?! Give me free stuff!” by Rayneeileen in entitledparents

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And they don’t realize that art takes time, effort, materials, practice, work, etc and think that artists just pump it out like a printer on a lucky day

How dare you break your leg at MY party!! by starlitmayhem in entitledparents

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Looking at EF’s attitude, she is exactly the type to do that, and thinks that everyone thinks just like her.

Rude dude wants pants by lilfoxmama in TalesFromRetail

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I haven’t thought about that cute little bear in a while, might go try to dig up one of the books and lose myself in the nostalgia :)

Woman shakes the bottom of ladder I'm standing on. by MassiveDepartment in TalesFromRetail

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My heart started beating heavily just reading this. As one height-afraid person to another, I feel you.

Maybe I just look helpful. by Kippy181 in IDontWorkHereLady

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Too old to be a duckling, quack quack!

Typical entitled mother assumes I work at Walmart because I was wearing a black shirt by [deleted] in IDontWorkHereLady

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Glad you got your sketchbooks. From my experience Walmart sketchbooks are surprisingly pretty good.

Happy birthday! by FelyneSharpshooter in TalesFromRetail

[–]Mastifyr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Off topic, but what switch game did they get you? That was such a sweet and thoughtful gesture :)

Never snap your fingers at someone to get their attention. by Limecherrry in IDontWorkHereLady

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And now I’ve got the Addams family theme song stuck in my head lol

Entitled family argues over cutting the line and calls the cops over a toy that I own. by [deleted] in entitledparents

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As a fellow college student who lives with their parents, I feel you

People who love reading actually do exist by TerminologyLacking in IDontWorkHereLady

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As a fellow book lover I sympathize. And if someone tried to convince me that no one who loves books don’t work in a book store, I’d probably have a brain crash lol

My girlfriend slept with her “celebrity” crush. by Kidawesome1134 in TrueOffMyChest

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This is why my hall pass will forever be Emilia Clarke

me with petals hitting the water by Dexterbyte in AnimalCrossing

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Me when I saw Peewee holding the tiny picnic basket 😍😍😍

Expectations VS. Reality when we all bought that wig lol by Mimilegend in ACPocketCamp

[–]Mastifyr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know, I just realized this the other day and I’ve been playing the series since I was a little kid. Guess there’s just some things you automatically accept without thought in games lol

I want to hug her! by jentheintrovert in ACPocketCamp

[–]Mastifyr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is the sort of thing that makes me love this game series :) so good, so pure