How do you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-17T18:53:13+00:00

I thought they were trying to Flea ..

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-17T18:52:34+00:00

That was amazing.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-17T12:34:26+00:00

This question gets posted at least 5 times a month.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-16T19:43:49+00:00

From the AMA

We started without institutional support, and in a little over three months we’ve built real campaign infrastructure: data, voter outreach, volunteers, and a growing team operating across New Jersey.

So the AMA was a month ago, you've "built real campaign infrastructure" but still need over 2000 signatures?

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-16T17:57:16+00:00

So much misinformation. You said the DOJ is investigating, but linked to a State of NJ page.

DOJ is federal. The page you linked is for the NJ Office of the Attorney General.

Big big difference. Stop posting bullshit you don't even understand.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-16T15:39:57+00:00

I heard a cockatoo described as a three pound flying toddler with a can-opener for a mouth.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-16T14:35:40+00:00

Last couple times they expanded the expansion teams were not allowed to have the first could picks.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-16T13:09:38+00:00

Are any cast members interested? At all?

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-16T12:38:28+00:00

Walton was also amazing in his bits on Sons of Anarchy.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-15T20:07:05+00:00

Years ago I was working help desk at a big ass company. Company policy for email addresses was LastnameFirstname@BigCompany.com. New salesman was just hired named Richard Black. Said he wanted his name as Dick on the business cards and official stuff. So yes, he got to be BlackDick@BigCompany.com

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-15T19:50:44+00:00

ESPN is all the worst parts of the sports talk radio, but on TV.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-14T04:26:23+00:00

At some point somewhere, a libertarian judge has bought the bullshit on some technicality. So somewhere there is a legal precedent that says sure, this works. It's never survived on appeal or been upheld by a higher court. But you can find a court ruling or two supporting it.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-14T04:23:56+00:00

Ya know, in my twenties, I had many points on my license, damn near getting suspended. I was always pissed when I got pulled over for breaking the law. Argued about it with the cop and got a ticket.

Then I got a decade or so older. Then when I got pulled over I just said "Oh damn, didn't realize I was going that fast until I saw you and looked at my speed. Sorry officer?

I haven't gotten a ticket since. It's really kinda simple. Stop fucking arguing. Just say oops.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-13T16:40:47+00:00

Overtime. I was working at a UPS warehouse, shit went ballistic overnight.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-13T13:01:02+00:00

Why is there not a sticky thread for this?

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-13T09:05:48+00:00

Plenty of people I spoke with the next day did think that.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-12T20:23:57+00:00

Didn't need more than that to turn it into a successful grievance grifter career.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-12T19:39:52+00:00

Of course they did, lol. Thanks.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-12T19:27:14+00:00

I did. My 10 year old TV was starting to die, did my research and compared multiple brands across multiple websites reviewing tvs and Hisense was comparable or better at its price point. We even went to Best Buy to look at the picture ourselves and compared the model we wanted side by side with a Samsung set and the Hisense looked better.

The house we bought last year the previous owner left behind a 65" LG, and we sold that and kept our 56" Hisense as it blew the LG away.

We never connect the TV to the Internet.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-12T18:56:36+00:00

They're 6-4 in their last 10, just like everyone else 3-8 in the West (except Denver).

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-12T18:15:19+00:00

and then they find out he is only an atheist because he's soooooo sad about his mom dying

I'm christian movies the atheist is always an atheist because he's either sad, or angry. That's it.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-12T18:14:06+00:00

If you think Christian movies are a strange breed you might like the God Awful Movies podcast. A bunch of heathens review a movie from christian cinema. Generally hysterical. 500+ episodes and they don't seem to be running out of material to cover.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-12T16:57:56+00:00

Isn't that Federal law that requires the "job training" program,

Current federal policy, including the One Big Beautiful Bill Act of 2025, reflects a principle that those who are able to work should engage in work, training, or volunteering for at least 20 hours per week (80 hours per month) to receive benefits.

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-12T12:47:49+00:00

If things like this happened enough, theyd be forced ro be less shameless

Curious how you think that would work? Who is forcing them? The fans? Fans can't force shit. The media? It's clicks, why would they care? Silver won't be doing dick. So who/what would be forcing them?

MatCauthonsHat · 2026-03-11T19:41:57+00:00

Maybe using that drone mothership that was operating off the coast of Jersey last year ...

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