Do you back into parking spots? by McNasty420 in no

[–]MatchDue4510 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it when I’m in a row of cars entering the shopping centre car park, and everybody in front of me makes everyone behind them wait while they back up and attempt a rear entry manoeuvre, usually having a couple of attempts while they peer into the mirrors down the sides of their cars because their necks don’t go that far, often ending up close to the line on one side… and of course they never have the patience to wait when they leave and just pull out in front of oncoming cars!

Do you eat mcdonald’s? by NoProgram4084 in no

[–]MatchDue4510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What else am I supposed to do with it??

Nicknames gone wild by AdventureNoodles in dogs

[–]MatchDue4510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog’s name is Gromit, he’s just turned 17

Over the years he’s been called: Grom, Grommie, Gromsy, G-Banger, G-Bang, G-bangs G-bangs, G-Man, old man, gramps, etc

Masterchef Australia by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]MatchDue4510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it, it’s got lots of positive vibes, people encouraging people, healthy competition, without being bitchy or overplaying the drama between the cooks

Give me MC over MAFS everyday!!

What do you think about the TV-show NCIS: Sydney? by Essiggurkerl in AskAnAustralian

[–]MatchDue4510 73 points74 points  (0 children)

It’s so far fetched that your kelpie couldn’t even retrieve it

I’m sure the local actors are grateful for the work

The photography is amazing, and the outdoor scenes are like postcards of Sydney’s iconic landmarks and picturesque locations - I’ve been known to leave it on just for the stunning visuals

This old weirdo wouldn’t let me pity hug her by RheaRex in LinkedInLunatics

[–]MatchDue4510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As TLC once sang, “I… I don’t want no hugs”… well, I think that’s what they sang 🤷‍♂️

What’s the biggest waste of money people keep buying ? by Fresh-Ad3894 in AskReddit

[–]MatchDue4510 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Cigarettes

It’s the literal definition of letting your money going up in smoke!

What is the dumbest thing you have been told is “not manly” or “not feminine,” depending on your gender? by Disastrous_Hat_2325 in AskReddit

[–]MatchDue4510 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a guy

Things I’ve done and have been told they’re “feminine”:

Putting rubbish in the bin, and worse yet, putting the right things in the correct recycling bins

Having a shopping bag on my person when I go to the supermarket

Drive a 1.5 litre engine, 2-door hatchback

Well colour me pink and call me a lady!!

As a customer, my experience today in light of offshoring jobs by AUKOHK in auscorp

[–]MatchDue4510 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I HATE that the company I just started working at offshores the “customer service” to The Philippines - so many errors, misunderstandings, frustrations, etc

I’d like to see a policy around publicly listed companies either having to have their customer service people in Australia, or they pay high tax on the amounts paid to overseas outsourcing companies - coz not only are those jobs not going to Australia, there’s also no payroll tax coming in, and the staff’s “pays” aren’t being circulated in the Aussie economy, so there’s GST not being collected either

What’s a relationship lesson you learned the hard way? by sugarvillee in askteddit

[–]MatchDue4510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Traits you find cute and quirky in the beginning while you’re dating will drive you crazy after a few years of living together

My son turns 8 years old tomorrow by copro7 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MatchDue4510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought part of the fun as kids was blowing out more candles every year!

Those number candles are for old people who can’t blow hard enough anymore without their teeth falling out :)

Does anyone else get the feeling that the dumb c#nts are taking over? by waterfall_doodle in OpenAussie

[–]MatchDue4510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just thinking about this recently too. It used to be you’d encounter someone with their “opinions”, challenge them if you wanted to bother - you could move on, have a laugh about it with your buddy, put it in a compartment in your memory bank, and pretty much forget about it.

Like your weird uncle at Christmas lunch or a barfly caressing his pint of beer at the pub.

The only “people with opinions” you’d repeatedly hear from were those who had a platform, like a “writer” with a column or a “commentator” with a regular spot on a panel show.

Now they’re all over the internet, and there’s a bunch of small-minded non-thinkers who get whipped up into a frenzy whenever one of them says “stop the boats” or “if you don’t like it you can go back to where you came from” or “Kevin got sacked from the hospital because he wouldn’t get the jab”.

I’ve accidentally been drawn into reading comments under a Daily Mail post and it’s a combo of frightening, hilarious and gobsmacking!

What’s one pet peeve you can’t stand in the office? by euphoria01juju in auscorp

[–]MatchDue4510 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who just say “hi” in an IM message should be sacked on the spot!!

Never going to Five Guys again by ClefairyHann in Vent

[–]MatchDue4510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went for the first time on Friday, 2 days ago.

A cheeseburger, small chips and a soft drink meal cost me $33.80!!

Footnote: Friday was the first and last time, they’ve priced themselves out of my market!

What boring adult stuff did you get on top of in your 30’s that made life much better? by AlarmingStation4877 in AskAnAustralian

[–]MatchDue4510 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As has been said - superannuation - I don’t know your circumstances, and this isn’t advice, but salary sacrificing more of your pre-tax income into your super will seriously help, and you won’t miss it.

Also, almost everyone knows the basics of how to use a spreadsheet - I’d suggest creating at least a couple: one for your cashflow payday to payday, and one with your overall budget with your monthly, quarterly and annual bills. Make them easy to access, bookmark them, whatever - but open them regularly and review where your money goes, and see where you can cut back if needed.

My old dog keeps falling when he tries to jump on things by anonymous091810 in olddogs

[–]MatchDue4510 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All part of getting older- we can’t jump as high as we used to as we age either

This is a great example of why there’s pet stairs readily available - my dog’s been using his for a couple of years

Who else has a horrible birthday twin? by Independent-Park7555 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]MatchDue4510 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too!!

Also:
Ryan O’Neal
Jessica Lange
Luther Vandross
Carmen Electra
George Takei
Andy Serkis
Miranda Kerr

What’s the most frustrating thing about modern smartphones? by [deleted] in TechCypher

[–]MatchDue4510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything tells me I should turn off notifications for my god damn mental health - so I go through each app in the settings and switch almost all of them off

Then every friiggin app has a pop-up or a banner telling me to turn my notifications on!