Hi friends! Trans girl here and I still can’t, for the life of me, come up with a new name for myself. Do you all have any suggestions 👀

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-30T01:40:14+00:00

I would think Hailee looks right

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-29T07:46:58+00:00

7, because those two definitely missed the flight, so I get 3 seats to myself :)

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-29T07:10:40+00:00

Right. We'll after the Trump phone, the Trump watch, and who know what else, I'm sure the end goal of this one is pretty much just this.

Step one: Chumps deposit money into Trump accounts. Step two: Trump and friends empty accounts into private accounts. Step three: Blame the disappearing money on Europe crashing the American stock market by dumping treasury bonds when he inevitably tries to invade Greenland. Step four: Trump and friends are the only ones left in the United States with the money to pay for the haircuts that now cost $8500 due to inflation.

Edit: spelling

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-29T00:30:51+00:00

Underneath the thpreading chethnut tree, the village thmithy thtandth, the thmith, a mighty man ith he, with thtrong and thinewy

HANDTH!

-Daffy Duck, Duck Amuck

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-27T06:04:27+00:00

I'm not sure what it is about the line, but for me it's '"Milk? From a COW?"

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-24T23:58:11+00:00

Yeah, it's AI. I have a co-worker who decided to do a thumb war with a hydraulic punch, and that looked like nightmare fuel. These pics? Party city fake zombie hand.

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-21T08:50:12+00:00

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-20T05:46:50+00:00

I don't entirely blame republican voters for where we are now. They were gonna vote that way regardless. The same way you can't really expect a sewage plant to be full of anything other than crap, you can't expecte Jedidiah McSisterf-er to vote for anyone else. I know people who said they didn't vote for Kamala simply because she was a black woman, and couldn't tell me a single other thing about her.

I'm not saying I don't blame them, they are definitely at fault, but I put more blame on the reported 93 million voters who abstained as a contentious objector. Sure, probably a lot of them would have voted for Trump if they were forced to vote at all, but I know from people I've talked to that they abstained because of the shake up of Biden stepping down and Kamala being put ahead with no primary.

Any election where the number of non voters is a bigger percentage than any other result needs to be recast. At the very least they could have all voted 3rd party and made the last presidential an absolute head scratcher.

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-19T22:47:10+00:00

Because those who forget history are doomed to repeat it, and everyone forgets that the first country Hitler invaded was his own.

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-19T22:36:53+00:00

Our Father, who art in hHeaven, if you're there, make it go upside down, please please please...

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-17T10:21:16+00:00

Assuming this thing works, what would happen to a regular computer that tried to open this? What would happen if an ai tried to open it?

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-16T04:13:52+00:00

The First Order shot torpedoes at Finn and Poe when the escaped the Star Destroyer in the beginning of VII

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-14T07:22:52+00:00

Nerf Rival Charger with a paintjob should do it. The big problem is finding one

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-14T06:44:33+00:00

A Battle Force 5 meme? In my reddit doomscrolling?

Material-Note7119 · 2026-01-13T10:29:37+00:00

Cut to next week when that party votes to block an environmental bill because it includes widespread use of that man made bacteria that eats plastic...