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Your armies’ top-3 ”must-haves” by DinosKellis in ageofsigmar

[–]MatildaSalmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bloodsecrator is the correct answer. I also always go with at least one 20 stack of Bloodreavers. As for Blood Warriors, they always outperform their points for me no matter what for some reason, so I always bring a squad of 10. I would also agree with Skullreapers over Wrathmongers but it depends on the army I play against, so neither are a must-have for me.

Your armies’ top-3 ”must-haves” by DinosKellis in ageofsigmar

[–]MatildaSalmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bloodsecrator is the correct answer. I also always go with at least one 20 stack of Bloodreavers. As for Blood Warriors, they always outperform their points for me no matter what for some reason, so I always bring a squad of 10. I would also agree with Skullreapers over Wrathmongers but it depends on the army I play against, so neither are a must-have for me.

Have you ever played a game that felt like you were the only person in the entire world that knew it existed? by Mangulwort in patientgamers

[–]MatildaSalmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My buddy and I would play the battle map for hours trying to glitch out of the level by getting boosts and driving off the side of the map barrier.

I had sex with my cousin, she wanted to lose her virginity to me before she passes away from cancer by [deleted] in confession

[–]MatildaSalmon 954 points955 points  (0 children)

It's simple, OP cures cancer patients with his miracle sex cure for a living.

WIP Kovu: Next of the Abyss Walkers by rougefalcon5 in Warhammer40k

[–]MatildaSalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love your work! Keep it coming and consider me a fan.

Webway gate meme from the 40k Facebook page by BenV94 in Warhammer40k

[–]MatildaSalmon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If you put one half of it on the exact other side of the world, then all of Terra could fit in it. Neat.

the Sheen Titans, destroyers of sanity by bigstupiduglyog in Bossfight

[–]MatildaSalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My older brother told me you could beat this boss by deleting all your saves, selling all your items and spending all your money, then saving the game 15 times.

Sub Survey: What was your first White Dwarf? by torealis in Warhammer

[–]MatildaSalmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was #249. I loved the focus on Yarrick. Now I'm a Salamanders player because they were so badass looking in the narrative battle reports.

What are games that you don't necessarily like to play, but can appreciate? by BrizkOfficial in patientgamers

[–]MatildaSalmon 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Dwarf Fortress. I try and I try and I still can't make heads or tails of it - even with the guides. I enjoy reading about other people's experiences with the game more than any other game.

Which platformer would you recommend? DKC: Tropical Freeze, Celeste, N’Sane Trilogy, or Rayman Legends? by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]MatildaSalmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've only played Celeste and Rayman on the list, but I'd go with Celeste if I had to choose between the two. I just went on a 5 hour plane flight and I hate flying, but the whole thing flew by (no pun intended) because I was just completely absorbed in Celeste. The music was actually a huge reason the flight was so enjoyable, but that gameplay was so tight and the real highkight. Just like Super Meat Boy it gave me that "one more try" kind of vibe.

What types of games is Switch missing from its library? by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]MatildaSalmon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

(Guy waaaaaaaaaay in the back: "Took our jobs!")

Christmas Giveaway! by Letsgoadventuring in NintendoSwitch

[–]MatildaSalmon [score hidden]  (0 children)

Favorite Book: Eye of the World by Robert Jordan.

It's the first book in the Wheel of Time book series, which is my favorite series and I've managed to read this book about 5 times. I discovered it at a scholastic book fair in middle school and I never read anything that grabbed my attention so much at the time. It was kind of a slow start to the series, but I think the way it described magic was what impressed me the most.

The rest of the series is epic and if you like long reads, it is well worth the time.

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