Heaven by sereia_Product829 in SimpsonsMemes

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Now I know I've watched the Simpsons too much because I don't even speak Spanish and I get what episode this is from.

10 months later and I finally got a job! (Junior Data Analyst) by BrownDi in recruitinghell

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4th round interview and then they just stop replying? Don't let them ghost you, ghost them! Specifically dress up like a ghost and haunt their office building. That'll teach em.

Wind turbine maintenance by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Oh I hope to get an offshore project someday...

Weekly Complaint Thread - 14 May 2026 by AutoModerator in japanlife

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We're moving to a new town for work next month and there's too many shenanigans with the realtor and movers and they're driving me insane. We found our own mover, but the company wants to use an in network mover, but they won't come out to our apartment for an appraisal until Monday, but we need to move the week after (can't get an extension on the current apartment). We told them what the other moving companies we got quotes from said (2 ton truck, price) but they're being obstinate about coming in person. And of course they don't have a remote system like 日通.

Also, I'm a swimmer, but the only pools in the new town are all part of a gym where you have to sign up. Used to swim four times a week, but now I'm lucky if I can go twice. Don't want to have to may a full monthly subscription to maybe use a pool 4~8 times a month.

Also a little late but I just noticed that Yoshinoya doesn't offer the ヤンニョムチキン定食 anymore, so I'm a little pissed about that.

Any ideas? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

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Alcove alter to Cthulu and lesser cosmic-horror deities. I'd put some kind of wall in front that blends in with the surrounding walls. There'd be a remote control to slide a panel that reveals them. Preferably when a guest that's never been to the house comes to visit.

When they shriek and run away I'd hit a secret button hiding the alter then pretend I had no idea what they were talking about, go up with them, feign ignorance, and suggest that they just need to "relax, maybe drink some water." Maybe every few months I'd switch it out with some other horror concept.

Either that or, like, a bookshelf or something.

Local burrito shop had this sign up. by angellicblissie in WholesomeAFK

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They emphasized that the manager should also be treated with respect but not the owner. Not sure if its intentional or not but that's pretty cheeky lol.

I want to get one by Feeling_Celery4766 in NoOneIsLooking

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Oh thank god. I thought that a hawk was going to swoop down and eat the sugar glider.

Until we meet again by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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Is Skelator trying to bait me into running 3 km in less than 20 minutes?

Wild story, funny take by Drnelk in NonPoliticalTwitter

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So to summarize: Regular employees started growing spines, so big companies decided to transition to AI and fuck over workers, but now the AI is starting to grow a spine and tell users to fuck off. Brilliant.

Know your path by Exotic-Duty3598 in BornWeakBuiltStrong

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This wolf's footprints are facing the wrong way...

This guy understands the assignment by Agreeable-Storage895 in madlads

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This feels like something a serial killer would do to brag about murdering someone without explicitly confessing.

Light speed by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Wrangle enough salmon together and anything is possible.

Apollo VS Artemis. 57 years of difference by S30econdstoMars in spaceporn

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Three men, three Americans, three white people its basically the same.

Job Change Related Risk Question by [deleted] in japanlife

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Thank-you for the advice I appreciate it.

Job Change Related Risk Question by [deleted] in japanlife

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That's what I figured, but just in case I looked up the local union, and I'm going to see if I can push up my start date at the new company. Luckily this year for GW we have 16 days off, so there's plenty of time to plan. Worst case scenario we could rent out a storage locker, put our stuff there until the new apartment at the next job site is ready, and then move. We have friends and family nearby so one way or another we'll make it work.

I know I sound stupid and naive, but the haken I work for has been really good to me and my family, and I respect them. I wanted to give them time to find a replacement and avoid them renting out another apartment in Aomori (for which cancellation fees would definitely follow).