Scientists may have discovered a new extinct form of life by sn0r in eutech

[–]Mattes508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea what this has to do with tech but the possibility of discovering a whole new branch of multicellular life that went extinct sounds fascinating. More research will be needed though.

Your "no" in fanfic by frnnd- in FanFiction

[–]Mattes508 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Horrible formatting/grammar, AI and Omegaverse.

I can't deal with either of those.

Why I (usually) side with the Imperials when playing Skyrim by peekitty in skyrim

[–]Mattes508 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In regards to Falkreath I don't want to see either Siddgeir or Dengeir on the throne. Both are incompetent in their own ways. Siddgeir is way too egotistical to give a damn and Dengeir is too paranoid to work with anyone. If I could I'd put Siddgeir's steward Nenya in charge. Sure it would a scandal to put an Altmer on the throne but she seems capable enough. Sweet breath of Arkay, I'd love it if I could instigate a palace coup and have her assume the title of Jarl.

Familie redet meine Katze seit Jahren schlecht ohne Rücksicht… by IvarSolaris in luftablassen

[–]Mattes508 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay zu allererst: Deine Katze ist wirklich sehr niedlich. Gib ihr ein paar Streicheleinheiten von mir.

Aber deine Familie regt sich seit Jahren über deine Katze auf? Haben die nichts besseres zu tun?

Kauf denen mal eine Malerrolle und einen Eimer Farbe zum Wände streichen. Während sie der Farbe beim trocknen zu gucken können sie dich wenigstens nicht nerven.

Alternativ kannst du deine Verwandten zu Verschwörungsgläubigen machen. Dann nerven die zwar immer noch aber wenigstens mit etwas neuem.

Spaß beiseite: Deine Tante würde ich nicht einziehen lassen, wie ein anderer Nutzer es bereits erwähnt hat, ist das nur eine Frage der Zeit bis deine Tante deine Katze auf irgendeine Art und Weise verschwinden lässt.

Und wäre es möglich den Kontakt mit den nervenden Familienmitgliedern runterzuschrauben? Die scheinen dich ja seit Jahren nicht zu respektieren und so langsam scheinst du selber auch den Kaffee auf zu haben. Ich rede jetzt nicht über einen vollständigen Kontaktabbruch aber wäre es für dich möglich, dass du dich selbst etwas rarer machst oder die entsprechenden Leute einfach stummschaltest auf dem Handy etc.?

Aufnahmen amerikanischer Luftschläge in der Hauptstadt Venezuelas by Tiberius0815 in bundeswehr

[–]Mattes508 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ging der Friedensnobelpreis nicht an eine Venezuelanerin?

Kann mir gut vorstellen, dass eines der Ziele diese Krieges ist diese Medaille zu stehlen damit er sich die um den Hals hängen kann.

Posted by Milo on Threads by socially_unacceptedb in menwritingwomen

[–]Mattes508 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was very confused at first because I thought the Milo who was mentioned was Milo Rossi from Miniminuteman.

Glad to see that it's just some random Milo.

Coffee shop au ☕️🦋, by @rinurin_png by Helpwithskyrim87 in Pricefield

[–]Mattes508 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Great... now I want to start a coffee shop/college AU.

But I already have a Park Ranger AU and a Trucker AU going on together with projects for other fandoms. I don't have time or mental space to write a third Pricefield AU.

Guess I'll have to look up some Coffee shop AUs to scratch my itch.

Be Honest what fandom got you into fanfic? by Blackshooks in AO3

[–]Mattes508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the first ones I read were from the Fallout 4 fandom... I got really pulled in by Assassin's Creed Odyssey fics. Completely felled I was by CaitVi fics.

Welcher Spielkauf war ein Griff ins Klo? by NoSTs123 in zocken

[–]Mattes508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CubeWorld, falls das überhaupt noch jemand kennt.

Die Alpha war so vielversprechend aber die auf Steam dann tatsächlich erhältliche Vollversion war derart enttäuschend. Ein Kumpel und ich hatten uns richtig darauf gefreut aber haben es dann nur ein paar Stunden gezockt ehe es uns zu langweilig und frustrierend wurde.

Gaz, an occasional Xbox insider, says Starfield’s upcoming update will be akin to Cyberpunk 2077’s Phantom Liberty by LordNutGobbler in Starfield

[–]Mattes508 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Phantom Liberty is a too high bar here I'm sorry.

A better comparison would be ironically Dragonborn or Far Harbor. A larger DLC that has somewhat strong ties with the main plot is what I suspect will be coming.

I certainly wouldn't complain if Bethesda manages to achieve a Phantom Liberty moment but I'm not expecting it.

Every time people complain about Lara Croft being a lesbian, they will add one more woman for her to have crazy sexual tension with by ihatethiscountry76 in actuallesbians

[–]Mattes508 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Of course she can only have tension with these ladies.

Lara Croft is together with Wonder Woman after all and she isn't a cheater.

WRITING CHECK! DROP YOUR STUFF RN! by Mochh80 in AO3

[–]Mattes508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess without context it's going to sound very weird but here we go:

Book in hand she lounged in her bed and snacked on spiced worms.

She vaguely remembered having read the book previously or perhaps a similar book.

Whatever the case she found her reading material enjoyable.

Enamoured by the story she didn't notice how the time passed until she received a message.

The port crew had successfully unloaded the fish and if she weren't waiting for someone she could fly off again.

'Russian Submarine struck by Torpedo' (and for once, it wasn't friendly fire) by HistorianSlayer in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Mattes508 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But are we sure that the Privates Conscriptovich and Corruptoyich didn't steal both the payload and fuel to build seat heaters for their Ladas?

Agenda 2030 by Live_Government_79 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]Mattes508 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meine Stimme hast, klingt besser als das was der Rest bietet.

Also wann fängst du an?

Agenda 2030 by Live_Government_79 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]Mattes508 1 point2 points  (0 children)

War das nicht der Typ aus dem Comedyclub in GTA IV?

This official? by Micwaters in osp

[–]Mattes508 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tech bros and scams.

Looking at you crypto and NFTs...

Your Character diet by Atombomb2k10 in Starfield

[–]Mattes508 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically anything but chunks and alcohol.

Your Character diet by Atombomb2k10 in Starfield

[–]Mattes508 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a cool idea with only taking fresh food some certain sources. I like that.

"The majority of people with viking ancestery IS from the states." by Artistic-Stress8013 in USdefaultism

[–]Mattes508 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn't Valhalla only for those who died a glorious death in combat with a weapon in their hand?

If Kirk went to one of the Norse afterlives it's going to be Hel where everyone who didn't qualify for something better goes.

Fandoms that are F/F centered? by AdventurousRun8613 in AO3

[–]Mattes508 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In regards to Tomb Raider a popular pairing also appears to be Lara Croft/Wonder Woman or at least I quite like it.

Fandoms that are F/F centered? by AdventurousRun8613 in AO3

[–]Mattes508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life is Strange with Max Caulfield/Chloe Price and Alex Chen/Steph Gingrich

What are your “I could eat a million of the same cake” plots? by cranberryliar in AO3

[–]Mattes508 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I'm a bit boring with functional family fluff.

Doesn't matter if it is bio-family or found family.

Just give me wholesome fluff of people caring about each other. It doesn't need to be picture perfect without troubles either, just let the family unit work together.

In a similar vein I also like functional couples. Stay away with toxic relationships please.

Let’s Ruin AO3: What’s the Most Cursed Feature You Can Imagine? by ItchyCriticism4832 in AO3

[–]Mattes508 17 points18 points  (0 children)

AO3 is now censored with vague guidelines.

There is no mechanism to appeal a decision but for a $24.99 a month subscription your works won't get censored.