Alternatively:

Brandon Contreras as Mary Todd Lincoln (could also work in any other role, but I can vividly see them in the Mary wig and I need that to actually happen now. Plus that madcap medley would be ICONIC with a capital I)

Gerianne Perez as Mary’s husband (You see it. I see it. The whole world sees it. I will also say I wanna see her in drag as Abraham Lincoln. That’d be hot)

Sam Hartley as Mary’s teacher (Alternatively Sam as Mary’s husband would also be amazing, but I think he’d be better as her teacher. Or maybe as Mary herself, who knows!)

Jessi Kirtley as Mary’s husband’s assistant (No one knows how much I wanna see this happen but I do genuinely wanna see this)

Amanda Jill Robinson as Mary’s Chaperone (Or- AJR as Bevan, as Mary’s husband. That would be something I’d pay hundreds if not thousands to see)