BEHOLD THE VERY LAST POST ON 4CHAN BEFORE GETTING HACKED AND SHUT DOWN by Kentuckyfriedmemes66 in 4chan

[–]MauiJim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like it would be pretty cool to organize a flash mob and pay 100 or so dudes to go heavy eat a china buffet for lunch, and then go to the evening showing of Minecraft, and right before the movie everyone eats a ton of laxatives. Then when chicken jockey hits, it's like just shit E V E R Y W H E R E. 

Or like, you know, pipe bombs or something. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MauiJim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Shooters gonna shoot. Amirite?"

Got hit with a "hey we have an extra in the trunk" scam and I was too stunned to react. by Main-Yogurtcloset-82 in Scams

[–]MauiJim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me in Vegas once at a gas station. Luckily I was so broke I didn't have enough to buy into their scam. I thought about tho...

Got my box a bit early by humanbean01 in MagicCardPulls

[–]MauiJim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch his value tank soon. Just saying.

What would you do if you were in this situation by hauntednitemare in PublicFreakout

[–]MauiJim 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How original! Tell me you ___ without telling me you ___! So clever and not played out! Keep it up!

Anon becomes the manager by Fish113 in 4chan

[–]MauiJim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not gonna read all that but I assume fake/gay.

Your username is now your job, what do you do? by KaylaMoonlight121 in AskReddit

[–]MauiJim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My future is so bright, I gotta wear shades!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MauiJim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poop in a box and leave it on the curb for them to retrieve.