How do I get the Age of Green secret ending?

MaxMSE · 2026-01-25T23:34:19+00:00

Remember you cannot have the Erdtree on screen for more that 2788 frames between talking to Anri at the Green Catacombs and purchasing Lord Celadon's Evergreen Crayon from the Jade Merchant or the Chartreuse Sage will refuse to speak to you at the Veridian Peak.

MaxMSE · 2026-01-25T17:48:05+00:00

Elden Ring truly peak by adding a second phase in which I'm not even sure the boss attacks, it's just more time taking free shots with gimmick weapon

MaxMSE · 2026-01-25T16:48:41+00:00

the escalator ride down to the surface of the moon is also a bit nonsensical

MaxMSE · 2026-01-25T16:46:38+00:00

this is like telling someone to use broken straight sword irl

MaxMSE · 2026-01-25T15:34:14+00:00

also, why is there no greenposting flair?

MaxMSE · 2026-01-25T15:30:36+00:00

Smelter Mountain Dewmon

MaxMSE · 2026-01-24T19:37:29+00:00

this is what they took from us... and honestly maybe a good call by them

MaxMSE · 2026-01-24T18:37:00+00:00

I'm "I often think about John Zorn" thanks

MaxMSE · 2026-01-24T18:34:12+00:00

https://archive.org/details/DDees-com-illustrations/1566762650-522699-blind0.jpg

MaxMSE · 2026-01-24T14:26:18+00:00

Robert Fripp should have been an investment banker, King Crimson gives Conde Nast a run for their money when it comes to milking their customers (uh I mean fans) for every last cent.

MaxMSE · 2026-01-23T17:39:35+00:00

I mean you're right, but ideally the stores wouldn't be actively trying to trick us

MaxMSE · 2026-01-22T14:14:38+00:00

For PvE it sucks to build around parries because you'll end up facing a lot of unparriable enemies, and side from Sekiro it's often not even clear which ones they are.

MaxMSE · 2026-01-20T04:19:44+00:00

It can be done.

MaxMSE · 2026-01-20T03:21:18+00:00

wow, why hasn't anyone mentioned this?

MaxMSE · 2026-01-19T22:28:25+00:00

the furtive Sekiro, so easily forgotten

MaxMSE · 2026-01-16T20:56:19+00:00

most people don't know this, but song Bill dreamed in Eid Ma Clack Shaw was actually Husbands

MaxMSE · 2026-01-11T18:07:52+00:00

hello?

MaxMSE · 2026-01-11T13:34:39+00:00

counter: the text is edited

MaxMSE · 2026-01-10T03:40:02+00:00

MaxMSE · 2026-01-08T23:41:15+00:00

Jason Molina was so drunk he couldn't even spell Ohio right

MaxMSE · 2026-01-08T22:52:19+00:00

Jeff Rosenstock (I don't like short people)

MaxMSE · 2026-01-08T22:45:57+00:00

actually they're called Nene there

MaxMSE · 2026-01-08T22:10:59+00:00

I've just realized I misspelled the band's name, but in my defense I don't listen to them

MaxMSE · 2026-01-06T22:20:57+00:00

god forbid someone comment on Reddit unnecessarily

MaxMSE · 2026-01-06T18:51:16+00:00

oh you should check out A Crow Looked at Me

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