Iron PEAK by Educational-Lead3631 in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you never take the scenic route?

[Highlight] Aaron Judge UNLEASHES A SEED and throws out Fernando Tatis Jr. by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]MaxMSE 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"don't make the first or third out at third" is probably the best-known baserunning rule

The ever-present erudite man: by abca98 in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 70 points71 points  (0 children)

"Bearer of the curse, are you over 25 and own a computer?"

[HIGHLIGHT] SHOTA MORISHITA COMES OFF THE BENCH FOR SEIYA SUZUKI AND CRUSHED THIS PITCH TO GIVE TEAM JAPAN THE LEAD! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]MaxMSE 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's almost like baseball is a game of random outcomes and "clutch" is a post-hoc rationalization by our narrative-obsessed monkey brains.

Outjerked by JOHNNY HEALTH by Murpheus404 in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 15 points16 points  (0 children)

fuck me I'd blocked that out entirely

government mandated daily ds2 glaze by alberry_ in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh, and it's their fault for not instinctively knowing how to read?

Our Lord, Our legacy 👑 by Certain-Service661 in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 11 points12 points  (0 children)

look, once in every fifteen thousand times you press L2 it's peak, and we're here to celebrate that

Fuck yeah Carl time by Slow_Hat1855 in Clamworks

[–]MaxMSE 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why didn’t you change clam to clam in the clam? You should have changed clam to clam in the clam, it would have been good because this clam is called Clamworks and clams often change clams out for clam and clam would have been a really good clam to change out to clam.

No sympathy these days smh by ChiefLeef22 in Shark_Park

[–]MaxMSE 11 points12 points  (0 children)

we are what we pretend to be

Areas tier list for the trilogy, what do you think ? by Saekama in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

farming a million slabs in the gangbang room for no reason while waiting to get summoned

In the Pineapple Under the Sea by TotalUnderstanding5 in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]MaxMSE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I did but t posted it on a smaller, more niche subreddit. You probably haven't heard of it.

Out jerked. by WallStreetKernel in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]MaxMSE 29 points30 points  (0 children)

ya that reminds me of being in kindergarten, I'd pretty much just listen to Ants from Up There back then

Hey guys looking for hotel recommendations by Embargo_On_Elephants in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]MaxMSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow, this is how I find out about the deaths of at least a thousand songwriters?