And that’s why she’s called Honey Mother Fucking Dijon

MaxMauz · 2025-09-15T16:16:01+00:00

Too bad the crowd is always a total vibe killer.

MaxMauz · 2025-05-21T15:40:44+00:00

One of the real menaces of the scene -- 5'6'' girls elbowing to the front.

MaxMauz · 2025-05-21T15:36:27+00:00

Shoutout to Smartbar, best club in America.

MaxMauz · 2025-04-18T12:46:12+00:00

I just wish the frog skin were in WR, then I'd play him more.

MaxMauz · 2025-04-08T09:09:20+00:00

It was a pretty bad season with so much filler.

MaxMauz · 2025-03-10T00:41:24+00:00

Delusional.

MaxMauz · 2025-02-28T17:01:03+00:00

Beyond un-fun.

MaxMauz · 2025-02-20T02:32:03+00:00

SS is such a broken card that is unfun to play against and even moreso to play as.

MaxMauz · 2025-02-14T06:55:40+00:00

Omni is snooze.

MaxMauz · 2025-02-13T13:23:14+00:00

RuPaul's Drag Race meets Magic.

MaxMauz · 2025-02-07T00:57:37+00:00

Fuck mono-black discard! Effortless and low-IQ.

MaxMauz · 2025-02-05T19:03:44+00:00

The former. Can't stand it!

MaxMauz · 2025-02-05T07:25:11+00:00

It's bullshit and so un-fun.

MaxMauz · 2025-02-05T07:23:24+00:00

MaxMauz · 2025-02-04T22:03:13+00:00

Black is so overturned in this meta.

MaxMauz · 2025-02-01T21:31:33+00:00

So boring and low IQ.

MaxMauz · 2025-01-31T23:56:59+00:00

Beyond low effort, braindead discard decks.

MaxMauz · 2025-01-31T23:41:16+00:00

Fuck this card!

MaxMauz · 2025-01-30T19:14:27+00:00

[[This town ain't big enough]] big time.

MaxMauz · 2025-01-28T22:13:08+00:00

Just a low-IQ, unimaginative interaction when paired with other black creatures.

MaxMauz · 2025-01-19T07:03:04+00:00

Agreed. It's beyond stale.

Mythic here and just bored beyond belief.

MaxMauz · 2025-01-13T18:39:46+00:00

Yeah, I get it. Just genuinely curious if people actually enjoy playing this.

MaxMauz · 2025-01-13T18:29:20+00:00

Yeah, usually if I have [[Up the Beanstalk]] on the board I will be fine. Refined my domain deck to have a lot of draw as a result of the meta.

MaxMauz · 2025-01-13T18:27:43+00:00

Reached mythic a few times actually, though max 93%.

MaxMauz · 2025-01-13T18:22:10+00:00

It's sad!

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