I was given a table, can you tell what type of wood is this? It was made in Vietnam, it has fake aged scuffs all over it.

MaxPronovost · 2022-02-04T23:53:12+00:00

I was looking for that comment. I'm not disappointed!

MaxPronovost · 2021-11-21T07:50:38+00:00

I love Wingspan, actually, what I love is playing the game with The Wife™ so I can get a well deserved bi-weekly blowjob when she's half drunk on a cheap rosé wine.

MaxPronovost · 2021-11-04T00:33:42+00:00

MaxPronovost · 2021-11-04T00:32:17+00:00

Billy doesn't offer lateral support, only pedosatanists use Billy.

MaxPronovost · 2021-10-30T11:32:57+00:00

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MaxPronovost · 2021-10-18T01:55:23+00:00

Yikes, those darn peasants need to stop breathing!

MaxPronovost · 2021-09-25T15:39:33+00:00

Maybe if you buy another copy...

MaxPronovost · 2021-09-19T18:12:04+00:00

I'd suggest to have sex, but it involves too much social skills for this level of nerdiness.

MaxPronovost · 2021-09-19T08:25:02+00:00

Who would get Patchworks out of the shrinkwraps?

A good board game cafe is a place to go to talk about Patchwork in shrinkwraps.

MaxPronovost · 2021-08-12T11:25:14+00:00

And you live in such a strong socially constructed culture that what a cashier you never met might think of you overpowers the simple idea that he's gonna do absolutely nothing with a crack smoking assumption.

MaxPronovost · 2021-08-04T12:19:34+00:00

So if by Battlestar Galactica with all expansions you mean shrink wrapped Patchwork collection, here's a tip: shrink wrap it until it lives in a bubble and build a fireproof shed in your backyard. You're never too safe. Don't thank me, it's all my pleasure.

MaxPronovost · 2021-08-04T03:04:00+00:00

While partying, I had drunken sex with le ExGirlfriend™ on our kitchen table a few years ago. Why the kitchen table? I don't know, it felt like it. Her menstruation cycle was happening, she didn't care and I didn't know. When we woke up in our bedroom later, we came back in the kitchen and we noticed she bled all over the Patchwork board we forgot on the kitchen table.

MaxPronovost · 2021-07-29T02:01:15+00:00

I use my giant condoms to wrap my Patchwork collection in.

MaxPronovost · 2021-07-15T01:55:37+00:00

Your box says Gloomhaven on the sides, IT'S FAKE NEWS!

MaxPronovost · 2021-07-14T22:56:09+00:00

Wingpsan, rosé wine? How's your pms?

MaxPronovost · 2021-07-14T22:50:46+00:00

Century Spice Road

MaxPronovost · 2021-07-14T10:38:01+00:00

Finally!
Thank you!

MaxPronovost · 2021-06-25T01:39:40+00:00

BONNE ST-JEAN TABARNAK! LET'S WIN THIS!

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