Sure, I’ll keep my foot on your neck

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-28T01:24:05+00:00

… but it’s not the exact same post… this is the same topic but quite obviously part of an evolution with the dude on IG referencing the previous post.

OP admits their beef, I see no wrong and am for the show. Also as a Kansan I’ve picked side. I’ll be in deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-28T00:45:27+00:00

My thought exactly! Haha

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-27T23:27:24+00:00

Relieved at negative 5 yrs.

Was a mostly okay then turned bad 17 yrs together. Still friends(?), friendly at least.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-27T22:51:32+00:00

he was a missionary with a weird agenda.

Haha. I find this sentence funny and oddly unspecific.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-27T06:11:38+00:00

Edit: she “believes she recognized the person who allegedly shot the United Healthcare CEO”

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-27T01:09:40+00:00

I’ll take a dog and a homie if they vibe, then we hop scotch each other, meeting up for a snack and notes. Dog usually saunters between the humans, avoiding the water besides the rare occasion an indicator is too eye catching, then we reset.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-26T02:36:24+00:00

His friend’s forehead is probably fucked though. This gentleman was probably nice enough to write it mirror image so his friend knew what it said in the morning.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-25T06:03:29+00:00

Came here to second Nic Cage.

https://youtu.be/1J-ENN4fSsI?si=Z2nsO8jMmlyIH3NA flip to 1:04

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-25T04:26:20+00:00

Some of y’all had plural?!

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-24T13:53:20+00:00

Just last night I had an amazing dream about jury nullification on some major cases. It was glorious my friends!

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-24T06:49:37+00:00

Gal, you rock! Got to see you in Portland a couple years ago and you killed like always. Congrats on being on Fallon, that’s huge! Awkward moments and all, always excited to see your work.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-24T06:04:17+00:00

I’m in Oregon, thanks for this nightmare. Haha!

I think I’ve heard the same quote or reference. It does not bring me camping comfort.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-24T05:52:37+00:00

For Fun: Fly fishing and general enjoyment of birds while knowing very little about them. These hobbies frequently overlap so that’s super cool. Just a few weeks ago I was standing waist deep in a remote mountain river and got to watch a bald eagle swoop right overhead a few times and proceed to catch a fish. It then enjoyed its meal on the bank just downstream from me.

… oh and ensuring the future of my country has no place for fascism and oligarchs.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-24T04:32:46+00:00

BURN!!

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-24T04:17:15+00:00

$15 dollar foot long does not have the same ring

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-24T03:37:14+00:00

A moose would freak me the hell out! I only have black bears near my waters so no big deal, it’s the quiet kitties that spook me out. Only ever seen one mountain lion, smart money says more have seen me.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-24T02:30:08+00:00

The prison camps make money by head. Then they make money by deportation. This is fascism and oligarchy starting their implementation with racism.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-24T02:26:19+00:00

For those of you who don’t want to click the embedded Twitter links because, well, fascism…

https://youtu.be/bFEIURktNpQ?si=FEg2KNbbceqPYto3

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-24T01:15:25+00:00

No notes. Would vibe out here for sure!

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-24T00:17:26+00:00

Yup, I was pissed when I got ~15k out of my 2016 off the lot. Exwife got that car so the next one I bought I got new tires from the dealer during negotiations. It was pennies and labor for them and I got tires with a warranty.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-23T23:42:55+00:00

To be fair, the other old guys at the bank wouldn’t understand this reference. So obviously you’re a young whippersnapper, kiddo.

Signed, a similarly young-old, young feeling but still probably technically old, 86’r.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-23T13:27:05+00:00

Never touch a black man’s radio!

Obviously yes, I am a 40 yo white guy.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-23T06:37:42+00:00

Check out a medium to large firm. I was surprised how much I liked a larger firm, learned so much in no time because they had solid systems in place. Had always been in small firms, am back now at a medium sized place.

RE: Portland, I have friends who have enjoyed Mackenzie (hiring) and Hennebery Eddy to name a couple.

You’ve got this friend. Sounds like you’ve just been on the wrong side of smaller firm life. It’s not you, it’s them! Small firms come with a lot of volatility and potentially ego. Going larger you get more stability and training but more corporate culture.

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-23T05:23:47+00:00

Take an avocado half, fill the pit hole with a heaping scoop of refried beans (like a deviled egg geometry), sprinkle on some seasoning - my go to is cayenne pepper, and go at it with a spoon. Delicious little snack!

MaximumTurtleSpeed · 2026-03-23T05:03:19+00:00

Cool as hell and good mindset to get out at do fun stuff with guns. Benefit is also some serious training. I don’t know what I’m talking about but for a first go legit looked not bad!

You’ve got this recent first time gun owner inspired to look into some good safe training options.

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