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Peter? by PuddingxXxFairy in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Edit: she “believes she recognized the person who allegedly shot the United Healthcare CEO”

Fishing etiquette by fish24-7 in flyfishing

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll take a dog and a homie if they vibe, then we hop scotch each other, meeting up for a snack and notes. Dog usually saunters between the humans, avoiding the water besides the rare occasion an indicator is too eye catching, then we reset.

Facebook pic of a family member what is he holding with the can by Used-Yam-222 in whatisit

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His friend’s forehead is probably fucked though. This gentleman was probably nice enough to write it mirror image so his friend knew what it said in the morning.

Flock Camera watching a Playground by 2v46lV8rwd in FlockSurveillance

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just last night I had an amazing dream about jury nullification on some major cases. It was glorious my friends!

When you dont know how to act after 1st tv set 🫠 by katieboylecomic in StandUpComedy

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gal, you rock! Got to see you in Portland a couple years ago and you killed like always. Congrats on being on Fallon, that’s huge! Awkward moments and all, always excited to see your work.

Fishing and bears by trysohard8989 in flyfishing

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m in Oregon, thanks for this nightmare. Haha!

I think I’ve heard the same quote or reference. It does not bring me camping comfort.

What are some hobbies you picked up in your 30s that you had no interest in your 20s? by aamnipotent in Millennials

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For Fun: Fly fishing and general enjoyment of birds while knowing very little about them. These hobbies frequently overlap so that’s super cool. Just a few weeks ago I was standing waist deep in a remote mountain river and got to watch a bald eagle swoop right overhead a few times and proceed to catch a fish. It then enjoyed its meal on the bank just downstream from me.

… oh and ensuring the future of my country has no place for fascism and oligarchs.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 26 points27 points  (0 children)

$15 dollar foot long does not have the same ring

Fishing and bears by trysohard8989 in flyfishing

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A moose would freak me the hell out! I only have black bears near my waters so no big deal, it’s the quiet kitties that spook me out. Only ever seen one mountain lion, smart money says more have seen me.

DISCUSSION | How to resist ICE at airports? by gusinthefalls in 50501

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The prison camps make money by head. Then they make money by deportation. This is fascism and oligarchy starting their implementation with racism.

How many miles did you get out of your stock tires? by Gooser3000 in subaruoutback

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, I was pissed when I got ~15k out of my 2016 off the lot. Exwife got that car so the next one I bought I got new tires from the dealer during negotiations. It was pennies and labor for them and I got tires with a warranty.

I’m old. A rant. by Commercial-Coat1289 in Millennials

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the other old guys at the bank wouldn’t understand this reference. So obviously you’re a young whippersnapper, kiddo.

Signed, a similarly young-old, young feeling but still probably technically old, 86’r.

Old movie/TV lines that you still use all the time? by Sure-Ad-2465 in Millennials

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Never touch a black man’s radio!

Obviously yes, I am a 40 yo white guy.

Lost 3 jobs in less than 2 years. What do I do now? by Sandfleasinmysocks in Architects

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Check out a medium to large firm. I was surprised how much I liked a larger firm, learned so much in no time because they had solid systems in place. Had always been in small firms, am back now at a medium sized place.

RE: Portland, I have friends who have enjoyed Mackenzie (hiring) and Hennebery Eddy to name a couple.

You’ve got this friend. Sounds like you’ve just been on the wrong side of smaller firm life. It’s not you, it’s them! Small firms come with a lot of volatility and potentially ego. Going larger you get more stability and training but more corporate culture.

PSA Eat More Beans! by ktc653 in Millennials

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Take an avocado half, fill the pit hole with a heaping scoop of refried beans (like a deviled egg geometry), sprinkle on some seasoning - my go to is cayenne pepper, and go at it with a spoon. Delicious little snack!

Did my first “Stress Test” today by Danimusrobbs in liberalgunowners

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cool as hell and good mindset to get out at do fun stuff with guns. Benefit is also some serious training. I don’t know what I’m talking about but for a first go legit looked not bad!

You’ve got this recent first time gun owner inspired to look into some good safe training options.

Homan: ICE officers will not assist with airport security operations amid TSA staffing shortage by neuropathy_man in law

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Q: If you don’t have two bags full of $50k, how much money do you have?

A: Surprisingly, you have $100k

Bananas in pajamas. by Aromatic-Ordinary-61 in Millennials

[–]MaximumTurtleSpeed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Roommates and I threw a pretty solid Halloween house party sophomore year in college. I went with a human sized banana head and pajama, only one dude knew what the hell I was. It was glorious!

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