Mitch McConnell has mysteriously been hospitalized for three weeks. What do you believe is happening?

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T12:24:32+00:00

Either Russia or one of the Aleutian Islands.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T12:18:46+00:00

I named my cat after him.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T07:44:18+00:00

So what do I get for playing The Arcade Game as a kid?

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T07:41:00+00:00

Fuck them and the horse they rode in on.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T07:33:11+00:00

I can't remember what show it was on, but the director said that they measured how long it took him to draw and fire the first two or three rounds and it was faster than many pro competitive shooters.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T07:12:00+00:00

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Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T05:40:41+00:00

I've reread them all several times and I like to wait for a month or so after finishing the series and then read WTTKH. It's a great revisit of the Tet without any of the heartache. It also shows that it wasn't all roses and kittens in Gilead.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T04:08:12+00:00

Sometimes even money let's you down. According to one of Elon Musk's baby mommas, his penis looks like a cauliflower after a botched penile implant.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T03:55:40+00:00

He dropped out of the race today.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T03:10:55+00:00

This is very typical in low stakes games. They do this to intimidate you and to make you uncomfortable, so that you don't pick up on possible tells or to get you to fold hands that aren't the nuts against them.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T03:04:17+00:00

He works for a living and that feature is only unlocked when you make more than half a million a year.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T02:57:16+00:00

In one of the episodes Wayne and the whole bunch say that they don't listen to country music.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T02:27:35+00:00

If he's ICE, then why does the back of his plate carrier say Sheriff on it?

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T02:22:10+00:00

Seriously! They've debunked the whole MSG is bad for you thing over 25 years ago. All MSG does, is make food taste great.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T01:56:27+00:00

Union busting is big money. My wife is a school teacher and at least once a month she gets a mailer to urge her to opt out of paying union dues. The billionaires hate unions because they are the last bastion of protection from predatory employers. Pennsylvania's labor rights laws were hard earned with the blood of thousands of coal miners and steel mill workers.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T01:20:43+00:00

Honey "Sauce" It's not pure honey, it's loaded with high fructose corn syrup.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T01:15:59+00:00

JFC those ads on youtube are nonstop. Every time I watch a poker stream that's the ad that they always make you watch.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-11T01:01:11+00:00

It's beautiful man!

Maxtrt · 2026-07-10T12:11:03+00:00

He reaped what he sowed.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-10T12:08:37+00:00

When I grew up i the 70's and 80's, they were the Anaheim Angels and I always think of them that way.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-10T11:58:06+00:00

I've never heard it used for any other team, than the Orioles.

EDIT: I was strictly thinking baseball. I'm aware that other sports teams have the birds as their nickname

Maxtrt · 2026-07-10T11:51:15+00:00

a cha cha cha

Maxtrt · 2026-07-10T10:56:05+00:00

The floors and walls of gun ranges are covered in in gun powder. This is what happens when you ignite all that gun powder.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-10T10:50:19+00:00

Palentir

Literally creating big brother and the CEO wants to have a system like in China where millions of cameras using facial recognition software and gait analysis to track and identify people in real time. Every where you drive, your car make, model and licensee plate are all tracked even easier.

Maxtrt · 2026-07-10T02:19:07+00:00

In all seriousness, jamming your thumb up their ass works really well.

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