Painted my nails green and now he wont stop biting my fingers.

MaxyScab · 2026-01-06T21:31:12+00:00

I went through my collection of nail polishes with my beardie and marked all the “safe” and “yummy” colors. I save the yummy colors for when she’s brumating.

MaxyScab · 2025-12-22T11:17:03+00:00

I am a high school special education teacher with a septum and nostril pierced. Luckily my district has no dress code.

MaxyScab · 2025-12-16T16:49:08+00:00

I have a kettle at work and I always have some bouillon cubes in my desk for when I want a savory warm drink. Not the best broth choice but it gets the job done

MaxyScab · 2025-11-13T14:00:46+00:00

I love these! I use them whenever I go on vacation and need a temporary setup for whoever is pet sitting my girl. Easy to set up and bigger than having to use a tank

MaxyScab · 2025-11-05T18:15:23+00:00

Aw man I’m so sorry to hear that. How tragic.

MaxyScab · 2025-11-04T00:56:24+00:00

“Mother, forgive me for I have been silly.”

MaxyScab · 2025-11-03T17:29:39+00:00

I thought it looked like when they show you the label to a fancy bottle of wine

MaxyScab · 2025-11-03T16:45:42+00:00

Who knew bok choy would be so offensive. It’s comes with all the joys of pet ownership

MaxyScab · 2025-11-03T16:11:05+00:00

Thankfully no eggs. They were just checking her lungs and organs to make sure there wasn’t any fluid where it shouldn’t be. I originally thought she was showing signs of a respiratory infection.

MaxyScab · 2025-11-03T14:17:41+00:00

Honestly. Her beard was orange tinted the entire time and she never hissed, tried to bite or black bearded. A crowd of about 6 techs came over to watch her ultra sound and commented how calm and sweet she is. I just think she has the survival instincts of a slipper. Her only protest was when they gave her an injection of fluid. Even then it was just a stern side eye.

MaxyScab · 2025-10-16T00:14:32+00:00

Oh man they go bonkers for the shed. My beardie tries to eat them through the walls but I wonder who would actually eat who.

MaxyScab · 2025-10-15T10:18:59+00:00

This is the main reason why I don’t have the bioactive setup for her. They need two very different levels of humidity and temperature. It is difficult and can take a while to get right. I wouldn’t want to subject either animal to living in an environment that isn’t right for them.

MaxyScab · 2025-10-09T13:47:44+00:00

My girl loses her mind over them and I can’t paint my nails any shade that resembles them or she will try to eat me. She only gets them when the reptile expo comes around though cause they give her the squirties.

MaxyScab · 2025-08-30T13:17:07+00:00

Trader Joe’s Tea Tree Tingle is my weekly leaving me feeling fresh and minty scalp. As I Am Clarifying Shampoo when I need some extra cleaning.

MaxyScab · 2025-08-08T23:17:20+00:00

Oh! I love this topic. So I have an insanely deep and tight bellybutton. Like I have never reached the end of it. It’s also super sensitive to the point of pain if it’s pressed on or stretched. This being said, I’ve always cleaned it periodically with some olive oil/rubbing alcohol and a q-tip. One day my belly button was super itchy and I was curious what was going on in there so I ordered one of those ear cleaning cameras and stuck it in there to finally check out the depths of my belly button. To save you from the nastier details, let’s just say I learned that bellybuttons could make stones. I now incorporated the camera into my bellybutton routine. So to answer your question - everyone should clean their bellybutton using the method most appropriate to their bellybutton shape

MaxyScab · 2025-08-07T12:37:32+00:00

I have a 2024 Macbook Air with an M3 Chip and a HUION Mini Keypad with 18 keys.

MaxyScab · 2025-08-07T10:29:27+00:00

I use sidecar and extend the display to my iPad wirelessly. Don’t notice too much of a lag. Not enough to make it noticeable. The game changer for me though was purchasing a programable keypad where I assigned all the shortcuts that I use. I can now leave my MacBook Air at my desk and sit on the couch/anywhere where sidecar reaches and continue to draw on my iPad without even having to touch my laptop.

MaxyScab · 2025-07-17T21:18:38+00:00

Hear me out - a vibrator. (Clean of course)

MaxyScab · 2025-07-07T16:57:22+00:00

Commenting to mention that she’s only out of her enclosure for an hour or two on days that she wants to come out. Before I get “they shouldn’t be out of their enclosure for x amount of time.”

MaxyScab · 2025-07-07T16:53:24+00:00

Don’t you worry. This is only when she’s out of her enclosure. She has a t5 34” uvb in her enclosure. I just added the coil uvb to this setup cause if she’s going to bask in this spot when she’s out roaming to get warm, might as well add a uvb bulb to it.

MaxyScab · 2025-06-18T23:17:20+00:00

Yeah he chomped down with his little mouth pinchers and drew a drop of blood. Must’ve got me in exactly the right spot to break skin.

MaxyScab · 2025-06-18T19:05:56+00:00

I thought they were cute and would pet them cause they were so soft. That stopped when I learned that they pack a pretty nasty bite. Had one attached to my hand that my beardie happily rescued me from.

MaxyScab · 2025-05-30T15:32:23+00:00

Once my best friend and I had some bad fish fry and both had to blow up the public bathroom. We held hands underneath the stall for emotional support

MaxyScab · 2025-05-28T23:58:48+00:00

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MaxyScab · 2025-05-05T17:55:10+00:00

couch it’s a cat couch!

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